1 u lose arguments with inanimate objects
2 u have 2 hold onto the lawn 2 keep from falling off the earth
3 work starts nterfearing with ur drinking
4 ur doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohal system
5 the back of ur head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat
6 u sincerely blieve alchohal 2 b the elusive 5th food group
7 that damned pink elephant followed u home again
8 u blieve "2 hands and just 1 mouth.. thats a drinking problem"
9 u can focus better with 1 i closed
10 very women u c has an exact twin
11 u fall off the floor or up the stairs
12 u discover in the morning that your liquid ceaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared
13 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger so you skip dinner
14 beer: its not just for breakfast anymore
15 the glass keeps missing your mouth
16 you donte blood and they ask what proof it is
17 mosquitoes and vampires fly into walls after biting you
18 you believe your only drinking problem is not having a drink right now
2006-07-04 06:23:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
19. You've made two trips around your house on your hands and knees, looking for the door.
20. "I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, get drunk, and fall down. No problem!"
21. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, four. Five tequila, six tequila, seven tequila, floor.
22. You regularly can't find your pants in the morning.
23. When you walk into a bar, everyone in the room collectively says, "Oh no... not again."
2006-07-04 09:31:22 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 6⤊ 2⤋
That about sums it up , bar keep another round for
all my yahoo friends , Cheers
2006-07-04 06:46:58 · answer #2 · answered by BONE° 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I pick #18. I almost always have a problem with that.
2006-07-04 10:30:53 · answer #3 · answered by Slick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you not ask this question 6 days ago?
2006-07-04 08:55:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yea, but not all at once...sometimes say the porcelain prayer, God get me thru this one and i'll never do it again or at least 'til next weekend
2006-07-04 07:07:40 · answer #5 · answered by mcfalcon59 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Apparently you have been drinking. Check your spelling
2006-07-04 08:01:39 · answer #6 · answered by becca 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny you didn't mention the blackouts mate!!
2006-07-04 07:03:30 · answer #7 · answered by Jeffrey R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!
2006-07-04 06:59:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anna Belle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good to see there is more than one irish man on this site!
2006-07-04 10:45:49 · answer #9 · answered by TONY B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
try AA
2006-07-04 06:59:32 · answer #10 · answered by just me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋