Maybe they repeated something from the TV, and it was bad........or maybe they insulted someone and didn't realize it! Mine would have to be this video of a girl and her mom. The mom was like "Get that camera out of face! I'm ugly!" and the little girl (her daughter) says "you're not ugly mom, you're beautiful....you're just sort of fat!" that was bittersweet! lol it was kind of cute though, the little girl was so innocent! Well thanks for answering and have a nice day! :)
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2006-07-04 06:12:42 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
This may not be funny.
I had a couple in my store once with a 5 year old son. The little boy was running around and his father scolded him. When the son disobeyed, the father spanked him once, one slap. The little boy looked up to his father, "How dare you spank me. I had children of my own before you got me." AHHHHH! 5 years old?
This is a true account.
Another? Watch Ed turning red and dropping his head in embarrassment.
ME, when I was about 4. My mother couldn't thread a needle, so she gave it to my father. Done almost instantly. I blurted, "It takes a he-man to find the hole."
2006-07-04 06:24:51 · answer #1 · answered by ed 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
The other day my husband and I were in the car with our 3 year old. We hit a speed bump and she says, "There goes that watermelon again." My husband I just looked at each other dumbfounded, but had to giggle. A couple of days later I was telling my mom about it and she started laughing hysterically. She then told me about the day earlier in the week where she had taken my daughter out for the day and that she had a watermelon in the back of her car that kept rolling around. She said my daughter was concerned about the noise and my mom told her is was just a watermelon rolling around. So every time they hit a bump in the rode or turned a corner they would say, "Oh there goes that watermelon again."
2006-07-04 09:39:29 · answer #2 · answered by disneychick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my daughter was 3 her preschool teacher called me in to talk with me about some words my daughter was using. The teacher said that the day before my daughter had said to her "evidently the other children did not understood the question" She then went on to say that she "needed to repeat the question". The teacher and I laughed so hard we almost cried. The teacher asked me where she had learned that word and how she knew the proper way to use it. I explained that I had always talked with my children like they were little adults and always answered all their questions.
2006-07-04 06:24:59 · answer #3 · answered by Janine R 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The funniest I have heard is when I had my 4 year old niece with me in a supermarket. We were lined up behind a rather large woman, and my niece just had a mad expression on her face as she stared at the woman. I asked her what was wrong, and she said in a voice that all could hear "That woman is so fat!"
I was so embarrassed, and I apologized to the woman in front of us. She just smiled and said "Well, kids are honest" and she laughed. I turned to admonish my niece to be careful of what you say in public places, but before
I could even start to dig into her, she says, again in a booming voice, "and she smells really bad!". Needless to say, we just returned our items and left the store.
2006-07-04 06:18:56 · answer #4 · answered by Raidered81 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok my 2 year previous talks sooo lots, so popular is something new.. yet in basic terms a pair of hours in the past I had to circulate to the gas station to get some calling playing cards and that i circulate "howdy toddler could you like something" and he or she is going "confident please a pear juice" and that i'm ok... "bye hon" and he or she is going " howdy mom, convey a coffee for daddy too"... and my husband and that i looked at one yet another and began cracking up as quickly as I walked via the door when I have been given back she is going "did you convey the coffee mom?" heavily... having a baby is basically like the main exciting you get to have, that's a comedy instruct on a daily basis!
2016-11-01 04:52:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard a few funny things.
My son saying, "I'm cool, dude!" while putting his thumbs up.
My little cousin saying, "It's the lady with the mustache." When my grandmothers homeaker knocked on the door, and she had this really dark mustache.
That same cousin calling some really fat, black man the nutty professor.
2006-07-04 07:07:16 · answer #6 · answered by Jennifer N 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh hehe i have one!!!
My aunts lil niece is quite fat and chubby, she kept on running up and down my home's flight of stairs. We all just watched her in silence and confusion. When she got down and collapsed on the sofa i was the first to ask, "Why had you been running up and down the stairs??". She was gasping and was drenched! Haha so cute! Then she rubbed an eye and just said in a tiny cute little baby voice, "Mummy wont let me diet 'coz i'm fat so i'm trying to exercise here!"
Hahahaha it was so funny and **cute**!!! Theres also another one during this thunderstorm and my nephew was scared and the same lil chubby girl patted him and said, "Dont worry! The farts (thunder!) of Mother Nature will stop soon!
2006-07-04 06:20:02 · answer #7 · answered by 13sHaRk13 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm...what isnt funny that comes out of my 2 year old daughters mouth...
"mummy, why are you talking loud"...when I put an authoritive tone in my voice to ge her to do something...
"uncle sam, you-are-a-dag!"...to my brother (a dag is like a nerd or a un-cool person - Australian slang)...she puts in the pauses and the tone...she also says this to pretty much anyone who tells her anything in public...people think that its cute but I am just mortified...
"im off to the pub"...a pub is like a bar in Australia...she is 2!
2006-07-04 18:55:16 · answer #8 · answered by skattered0077 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goodness gravy, honey! When my oldest child was about five, she was in church with her grandpa. When the offering plate was passed, my dad put in his money. He passed the plate to her and she put her money in. When the usher came to get the offering plate, she told him,"Could you bring the plate back? My PaPa needs change so he can get a beer after church"! Kids say the damndest things, but you gotta love 'em. Hope you get a kick out of this!
2006-07-04 10:23:08 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a three-year-old boy standing in line at a store with his parents. A man walked up to him and bent down to speak to him asking his birthday and such. The little boy frowned up his face and said,"Tic-Tac whole pack" then buried his face in his Mom's skirt. It was so funny!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-04 06:57:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋