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2006-07-04 02:55:57 · 18 answers · asked by The Smiling Grey Square 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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No and this is not so funny.

2006-07-04 02:57:15 · answer #1 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 0 0

Immaculate Conception (capital "i," and capital "c" does not mean what you think.

It means that the Blessed Virgin Mary conceived without the stain of original sin. Then it means what you think it means. It also means that she conceived by the Holy Spirit, not through the action of any man.

Now please explain how you experienced immaculate conception (all small letters). In vitro fertilization is my best guess. Am I correct?

H

2006-07-04 03:03:00 · answer #2 · answered by H 7 · 0 0

No! and by the way the Immaculate Conception refers to the fact that God preserved Mary's conception from the stain of original sin so that she could be the mother of Christ. It does not refer to the conception of Christ.

2006-07-04 03:09:11 · answer #3 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 0 0

If you are pregnant, it was without some form of physical penetration in order for the sperm to reach your egg. There never was, nor will there ever be a pregnacy created without penetration, thus not done immaculately. However, the concept that vaginal penetration is "dirty" is another myth created by religious zealots. One more mind controlling tenet of churches.

2006-07-04 03:02:24 · answer #4 · answered by thebushman 4 · 0 0

Your thought was concieved immaculately but if you are pregenant, you were probably drugged!
(Please Make sure I get my 10 points in 24 hours.)

2006-07-04 02:59:19 · answer #5 · answered by dude 4 · 0 0

Immaculate meaning clean? Or that BS religon stuff?

2006-07-04 02:57:39 · answer #6 · answered by Greypoupon 2 · 0 0

Congratulations

2006-07-04 02:58:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Liar

2006-07-04 02:57:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If by "immaculate" you mean clean and sanitary, yes. If you mean without having sex, no.

2006-07-04 02:58:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There is NO WAY that I believe you have! If you're pregnant, chances are you were either drunk or high on something, so much that you don't remember having sex!

2006-07-04 02:57:42 · answer #10 · answered by trueblond195 5 · 0 0

God Bless you in your search in finding the truth as the truth will set you free.

2006-07-04 02:59:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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