2006-07-04 01:32:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Everyone knows that there is a Bethlehem in Pennsylvania but few, outside the commonwealth, know that there is also a Nazareth. The town and the city are connected by PA route 191, Nazareth Pike. One dark drizzily night in December a man was driving PA route 191 from Nazareth to Bethlehem. Just outside Hecktown, as he was moving slowly along this country road he noticed a shape in the drizzle. As he got closer he saw that it was a man pulling a donkey and there was a woman, very pregnant, sitting on the donkey. Having almost run over the donkey, the driver, very incensed, stopped and got out to talk to the man pulling the donkey. "You know I almost ran over your donkey!"
"I am sorry but I have to get to Bethlehem to pay my taxes."
"Right! I guess your name is Joseph, too."
"How did you guess?"
Driver, "I'll bet you're going to tell me that that is your wife, named Mary, riding on the donkey, and that she is going to have her baby in Bethlehem."
Joseph, "Right, again."
Driver, "And when the baby comes, you are going to name him Jesus, right."
Joseph, "Man, what do I look like, a freaking Puerto Rican?!"
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2006-07-04 02:30:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The Spanish and Mexicans name their children AFTER Jesus, not the other way round!
2006-07-04 08:42:46 · answer #2 · answered by mike-from-spain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What makes you think his name is "mexican" just because the spanish speaking culture name thier children Jesus (with an h sound) doen't mean the true Jesus was Spanish.
You big goof ball
2006-07-04 08:39:29 · answer #3 · answered by smoothsophie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is not a mexican name its an English name..dont bother abt it much any way u hav got a cool display image dude!
2006-07-04 09:25:27 · answer #4 · answered by *! ÐHÄRINI - † !*: 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Mexicans are Catholic, how come they have a Jewish name...?
2006-07-04 09:25:05 · answer #5 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it mexican name? Hesus is mexican, Jesus is english, there is also Yeshua and a lot more translation.
2006-07-04 09:20:47 · answer #6 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because his Dad was a carpenter, he decided to join in the family business and become a carpet fitter. Hence he needed some underlay!
2006-07-05 10:19:30 · answer #7 · answered by Ape Hots 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now who cme first Jesus or the Mexicans?
2006-07-04 09:18:03 · answer #8 · answered by angeleyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blasphemy!
2006-07-04 08:47:06 · answer #9 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's not really his name....that's the Greek translation of his name.....his name in hebrew was "Yeshua".....Jesus is the greek translation but pronounced "Yesus" but in English we pronounce it Jesus, just like the spanish pronounce it "Hesus"
2006-07-04 08:40:30 · answer #10 · answered by hot_fat_chik1982 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋