but when i walk on water i only get half way across the lake before i start sinking whats up with that?
2006-07-04 01:30:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Try smaller lakes.
2006-07-04 01:33:05 · answer #1 · answered by Left the building 7 · 15⤊ 9⤋
The next time, choose only half a lake.
2006-07-04 08:40:47 · answer #2 · answered by Sandue 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what lake were u walking on? beside if u were jesus the whole world would be after u and u wouldn't be asking such question
2006-07-04 12:41:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah right you wish... sinking? You mean when you finally get to the deep part of the pool.
2006-07-04 10:05:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your medicines aren't working anymore. Refill your prescription and you'll be walking on water again in no time. Good Luck.
2006-07-04 08:35:54 · answer #5 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son - where have you been. I told you - no shoes when crossing the lake. And no showing off.
2006-07-04 08:34:33 · answer #6 · answered by TBor ROCKS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Christ!
Maybe you should try walking a little faster. And give the big guy a hello from me! Tell him it's from his "secretary."
*wink*
2006-07-04 08:39:11 · answer #7 · answered by EvilFairies 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry,you take Devil,that is reason you go down in water,stay away from deep watter.
2006-07-04 08:37:40 · answer #8 · answered by lucky s 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're suffering from a case of mistaken identity.
2006-07-04 08:33:11 · answer #9 · answered by electricpole 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sorry but you cannot BE jesus.yes jesus is in you and a part of you but you definately are not jesus and if you think you are then that is an insult to jesus and our god.no one is like jesus.
2006-07-04 08:32:59 · answer #10 · answered by jess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can use small boat or speed boat to cross a lake.
that showed you are just kidding
2006-07-04 08:38:33 · answer #11 · answered by crazy lazy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋