Yesterday, my coffee tasted like hemlock. Last night, I found strange pellets in my food and there was an empty box of rat poison in the trashcan. And, she has taken up archery and axe throwing.
Do you think the $1,000,000 in life insurance could have anything to do with it?
2006-07-04 00:55:46 · 33 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
people like you make me sick. you could make a mountain out if a mole hill; your poor wife. she makes you coffee, you complain; she makes you food, you're not happy. she baits for rats, and it turns out it's you tearin' up the trash, all the while grumbling with suspicion. now it appears she's taking up sports, again tryin' to please you, and all you can do is sit here playin' that same old sad song. get real, fella. take a life. i mean get a life. i mean take a life; i mean, i mean. oh hell i don't know what i mean. RUN! git yr azz outa that burnin' bed and RUN.
just my 2 pts worth : )
2006-07-04 01:21:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes! So lets really piss her off and make me your benefactor on the policy! I'll make sure to rub her nose in it for ya! If not the million then how bout the 10 points for a really funny answer? Good luck, your long lost friend.........Crispy Critter
2006-07-04 01:01:59 · answer #2 · answered by Crispy critter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh man.....i cant evenimage whats going to be with you....i'll give you some ideas
1.get a immediate divorce
2.contact me(i'm pretty and you can marry me)
3.i assure you i dont use rat poison...(there are a lot of other ways to kill a husband but your wife is stupid)
4.do as i say and you'll see that in two months max you will die but WITHOUT SUSPECTING ABOUT IT
5.and if you dont mind those ten points plz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-04 01:21:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, maybe she is just trying to better herself by learning new recipes and working out by throwing knives and axes. That is good for the pecs you know.
2006-07-04 00:58:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, she's probably only interested in the house, 3cars and yatch, all worth about $13m. Nothing to worry about, just chillout.
2006-07-04 01:26:01 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did she treat her last three husbands the same way...? Tell her you've decided to leave the money in trust to your grandchildren, and maybe she'll back off.
2006-07-04 02:15:49 · answer #6 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How would you know what hemlock tasted like?
2006-07-04 01:01:15 · answer #7 · answered by elvisfredwolfe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it were me, I would start getting my coffee from starbucks and I would eat out all the time...lol
2006-07-04 00:59:18 · answer #8 · answered by kissesandhugs36 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya sure, ur wife is surely going to kill u. People can do anything for that amount of money.
2006-07-04 01:08:32 · answer #9 · answered by daman_lamba86 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe u need to talk to your wife,about what's going on..you don't wanna die this way,iether does she...females like to talk about their problems,given the chance but sometimes males are so busy with their problems,theydon't get the time to discuss stuff...so go ahead and talk it out with your wife
2006-07-04 00:58:34 · answer #10 · answered by sammy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋