2006-07-04 00:10:39 · 7 answers · asked by johny 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Kissing is a habit
Fu**in is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain
the guys says i love you
and u believe its true
when ur tummy starts to swell
he says the hell with you!
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in a hospital
and a baby without a name
the baby is a bas**rd
the mother is a who**
this never would have happened
if the rubber hadnt tore.
2006-07-04 00:55:43 · answer #1 · answered by nick r 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this guy is nailing a hooker and she's really "stretched out", and he falls in....he walks around for a little while and finds another guy and he says "hey man if you can help me find my flashlight we can walk out of here" and the other guy says "if you can help me find my keys we can DRIVE out of here"
2006-07-04 08:46:54 · answer #2 · answered by hot_fat_chik1982 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was once a hooker who.....hey there are kids in here...push off!
2006-07-04 07:23:26 · answer #3 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope sorry
2006-07-04 07:14:20 · answer #4 · answered by Lil mama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god!puhlease
2006-07-04 07:36:05 · answer #5 · answered by Bluepolka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not here, either.
2006-07-04 07:15:58 · answer #6 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-07-04 07:13:50 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋