2006-07-04 00:07:07 · 20 answers · asked by Yokay Booboo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
flogging crack and brown around Greendale.
2006-07-04 00:30:03 · answer #1 · answered by Scatman John 2 · 7⤊ 4⤋
It came as part of his witness relocation plan given to him after he witnessed a glitch in the matrix. He threatened to sell his story, but selttled for a comfy job, a cat and a number plate. Originally he wanted a dog but the social services held firm.
2006-07-04 05:43:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He inherited his house off his mum, doesn't have any kids, lives in a village with no pub in it - so his outgoings were minimal. Also, the Post Office subsidised those plates when they found out the BBC were going to make a documentry series about him.
2006-07-04 00:45:21 · answer #3 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, they're fake plates. he's trying to hide the fact that he nicked the van from london in 1974 after a thwarted great train robbery attempt.
2006-07-04 00:11:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
His black and white cat turned out to be a baby panda, so he sold it on the black market for some Chinese aphrodisiac or something.
2006-07-04 01:33:42 · answer #5 · answered by Hrodulf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cos he into stealing cats for the fur trade.
2006-07-04 00:12:14 · answer #6 · answered by robert c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Becausw he was a Royal Mail!
2006-07-04 04:48:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he's Donald Trump in disguise!
2006-07-04 03:43:15 · answer #8 · answered by Howzaat! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the postman is just an alias...he's a mob boss with his black & white cat
2006-07-04 00:26:18 · answer #9 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Contact the DVLA and see what they say.
Let us know what they said, when you get out of the looney bin!!
2006-07-04 00:15:51 · answer #10 · answered by projetkarma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he didnt pat the post office did!
2006-07-04 00:10:49 · answer #11 · answered by sanders_sammy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋