What people would say about you at your funeral?

Question

What were you really passionate about?
What is the most important thing to you?
What you were like?
Who would miss you the most?

I want to let my friends and family to know what I am really about so they do not have to make up stories.
I want to make sure that my loved ones know where I stand with the Lord, so who ever are longing to see me again,know hoe it is possible.
When we look our life back, we hardly ever wish that we had worked more, or made more money or watched tv more or drank more beer etc. When the end is near, we wish that we would have spent more time with people who we love and care about.

Answer 1

I would hope they would say I was a trusting and loyal friend. And, I would want them to smile because, "To be absent from the body is to be present with the Lord".

Answer 2

wow, that was one amazing flying backflip he did while dual-wielding uzis, and killing 100 towel-heads at the same time. Yea, too bad he didn't stick the landing, and ended up rolling over that mine.

Answer 3

The people who would miss me the most would be unsecured creditors.

Answer 4

Well, I guess I couldn't say b/c i am not other people, and if you hadn't asked, i could've told you. only but for i am really really weird. i try to tone it down here. but wasabi is really really good...

Answer 5

I hope they look into the casket and say, "That's not Scott"

Answer 6

Life.
Life.
Life.
Wife.

Answer 7

he met his Waterloo

Answer 8

put him facing down so he can not escape, hahahahahaha.

Answer 9

oh dear, he 's not insured

Answer 10

what did he write in his will ????????