The kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to
her class the definition of the word "definitely"
to them. To make sure the students have a good
understanding of the word, she asks them to use
it in a sentence. When called upon the first
student says " The sky is definitely blue". The
teacher said " Well that isn't entirely correct
because sometimes it's gray and cloudy". Another
student says" Grass is definitely green". Teacher
again replies " If grass doesn't get enough water
it turns brown, so that isn't really correct".
Another student raises his hand and asks the
teacher "Do farts have lumps?". The teacher
replied, "No, and that is not a suitable question
for class discussion". The student replies,
"Then I definitely **** my pants".
2006-07-01 23:14:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ho ho! sh!ty kid...10
2006-07-02 00:26:59 · answer #1 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is pretty choice!
Kids and teachers are a fun subject.
Fascinate
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate", not "fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her t_i_t_s are so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried.
2006-07-03 10:17:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke is gr8 .. 10/10 ... but the answer to ur q's.... i feel i had posted this joke some days back ... anyways ... its always gotta b a funny one from u !! ;)
keep rocking n goodluck :)
2006-07-03 03:48:15 · answer #3 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol - hearing 1st time nice
2006-07-01 23:23:52 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it many times
2006-07-02 01:56:21 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♥princess♥♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had definitely not heard that one b4
2006-07-01 23:18:51 · answer #6 · answered by atimsa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read it before, heard it before, told it before, lol at it before and still lol at it !
Part of the foundation of jokes i think.
Thanks for reminding us to pinch before we flinch...
2006-07-02 10:08:09 · answer #7 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gooooooooooooood onnnnnnnnnnnnne
rate it 10 out 0f 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-02 13:20:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its definitely a ewww joke... lol
2006-07-02 04:30:41 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, what a good joke!
2006-07-02 01:53:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't like crappy jokes.
2006-07-01 23:35:50 · answer #11 · answered by Scabius Fretful 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋