2006-07-01 22:03:10 · 23 answers · asked by BidDogARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFf 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
OK I know this doesn't belong here but I have a legal question. I was standing next to a friends car and well I had a substantial amount of @ss-gas leak out. OK I damn near shitted my pants there was so much gas that came out. Well I guess the amount of gas and the velocity that it came out at caused the paint on his car to peel. He is threatening to sue me for damages to his car. Can this happen? Am I able to be sued for this? Could I counter sue the manufacturer for using shitty paint? Dammit if only I had used Beano I wouldn't have gotten my self in this predicament.
2006-07-01 22:14:44 · answer #1 · answered by deathdealer 5 · 2⤊ 4⤋
as a British biker, I always wanted to know why I need to break wind just AFTER putting the waterproof trousers on. The gas just festers in there until the end of the journey.
2006-07-02 05:55:54 · answer #2 · answered by XT rider 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone farts....on an average 14 times a day.....start counting....are you an abnormal farter?
2006-07-02 05:06:44 · answer #3 · answered by Jan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo are so rude
Its
WHOM farted ?
by the flies hanging around I reckon it was biddogs' arrrrrse
2006-07-02 08:21:48 · answer #4 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Woody Allen--he looks gassy
2006-07-02 06:25:21 · answer #5 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oops, that was me, well that is what happens when you eat beans and cabbage for lunch, sorry, damn it was a stinky one also, I better check the filter.
2006-07-02 07:35:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn I'm sorry it was me I had beans for dinner.
2006-07-02 05:06:39 · answer #7 · answered by whitetrashwithmoney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Granny's answer: "Not me... I never do that... I just let it run up and down my bowels 'til they bust!"
2006-07-02 05:09:15 · answer #8 · answered by Muddy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did one time when I was ****** my bf
2006-07-02 08:03:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was the dog this time.
2006-07-02 05:06:26 · answer #10 · answered by martin b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋