This guy comes into a bar and orders three separate shots of Irish whiskey. He downs one, engages in casual conversation with the bartender, and eventually finishes the other two.
This goes on for a few days and the bartender finally says, "You know, I can put all three shots in one glass for you." The other gentleman replies, "No, I prefer it this way. See, I'm very close to my two brothers. They're both in Ireland now and this represents a drink for each of us. This way I can be closer to them and feel like we are all having a drink together." The bartender agrees and continues to set them up as requested.
This goes on for several months, and then one day, the guy orders two shots. Well the bartender begins to worry that maybe something has happened to one of his brothers. He's gotten to know this guy over the months and finally feels it necessary to ask.
2006-07-01 21:57:01 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Is everything alright?" the bartender asked. "What do you mean?" replied the gentleman. "Well," the bartender said, "all these months you've ordered three drinks. Now you've only ordered two. Something didn't happen to one of your brothers, did it?" "No," the gentleman replied. "They are okay. It's just that I quit drinking."
haha check ya later ♥
2006-07-01 21:57:16 · update #1
Nice LOL
2006-07-01 23:20:16 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
looool very funny
2006-07-02 05:01:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, but old
2006-07-02 05:02:10 · answer #3 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-02 05:05:45 · answer #4 · answered by jessica|jealousy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah...cute
2006-07-02 11:55:28 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha !!!
2006-07-02 05:02:57 · answer #6 · answered by lime_crush 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o.k then,lata,:)
2006-07-02 18:22:37 · answer #7 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah
freaking funny !!!!
You rock !
That is the joke !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for sharing !
2006-07-02 05:07:05 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice...that's all...
2006-07-02 05:00:08 · answer #9 · answered by asskickah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋