A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice, even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy.
Even though you won't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
.....(cont)
2006-07-01 21:56:09 · 10 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, John
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in Life than my school report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come
home.
2006-07-01 21:57:31 · update #1
OMG, AFter soooooooo long time. A good clean family joke which I can share with my well wishers.
Thanks
10/10
2006-07-01 22:10:37 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 5⤊ 2⤋
I give you a 10 for this one, very good
2006-07-02 05:06:54 · answer #2 · answered by jensarquist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard this things before with a daughter.. i think that was better
let me just say that if i pulled something like this off on my parents, i'm going to be grounded for a million eternities
2006-07-02 06:54:57 · answer #3 · answered by leviathan_21 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, its true, there are always bigger things to worry about 10/10
2006-07-02 09:08:32 · answer #4 · answered by Andy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son tried something like that at report card time. LOL
2006-07-02 11:33:49 · answer #5 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heared the girls version b4 - but still funny 10+
2006-07-02 05:03:46 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehheheeheh
hillarious
that wa s realyyy gud
thanxx
2006-07-02 05:28:24 · answer #7 · answered by sb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u get 100/10
lol that was sooo funny.
2006-07-02 07:46:42 · answer #8 · answered by anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soooo funny!!
gud job!
2006-07-02 06:48:12 · answer #9 · answered by chocomint26 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.............................stupid kid lol
2006-07-02 05:03:21 · answer #10 · answered by jessica|jealousy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋