On their wedding night, this young bride told her husband.
"Since we're married now, we can arrange our sex life like this: In the evening, if my hair is done, that means I don't want sex at all. If my hair is somewhat undone, that means I may or may not have sex. And if my hair is completely undone, that means I want sex."
"Okay sweetheart," the groom replied. "Just make sure, when I come home, I usually have a drink. If I have only one drink, that means I don't want sex. If I have two drinks, I may or may not want sex. But if I have three drinks, your hair doesn't matter."
2006-07-01 18:45:19 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Didn't you tell this one recently?
2006-07-02 04:40:24 · answer #1 · answered by iiiis 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahhahah. strong one. inspect this: 3 men were on a visit to Saudi Arabia. sometime, they stumbled right into a harem tent full of over 100 eye-catching women persons. They all started getting pleasant with each and every of the girls persons, even as without caution the Sheik got here in. "i'm the draw close of those type of ladies persons. no one else can contact them except me. You 3 men could pay for what you've finished on the instantaneous. you'd be punished in a way corresponding on your career." The sheik turns to the first guy and asks him what he does for a residing. "i'm a cop", says the first guy. "Then we can shoot your penis off!", pronounced the sheik. He then grew to change into to the second one guy and requested him what he did for a residing. "i'm a firemen", pronounced the second one guy. "Then we can burn your penis off!", pronounced the sheik. finally, he requested the merely right guy, "and also you, what do you do for a residing?" And the third guy replied, with a sly grin, "i'm a lollipop salesman!"
2016-10-14 01:21:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe funny 8 / 10
2006-07-02 02:38:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, If there ever get it together they'll have a blast. That's a 12
2006-07-01 19:01:52 · answer #4 · answered by red dragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is more a funny story than a funny joke.
2006-07-01 18:50:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Not that fast...
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2006-07-03 05:55:15 · answer #6 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohmygoodness!!ahaha!
after 3 drinks ..guys would be crawling on their hands and feets.. how could they?? or is it water on the rocks?..milk on the rocks??
*og!
2006-07-01 18:56:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, really funny can i have 10 pts plzzzz?
2006-07-01 18:49:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. It is very funny and clean.
2006-07-01 18:56:28 · answer #9 · answered by I love my husband 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he but not as funny as your previous jokes, mate
2006-07-01 18:47:50 · answer #10 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋