I think I've lost my charm does any one have any jokes that rofl and not just plain corny?
2006-07-01 18:08:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a little boy and a little girl are playing in the sandbox when the little boy decides to be a big shot. he says "I have four pennies"
she says " so, I have a dime."
he says " well I have seven marbles."
she says " well I have ten marbles AND some jacks."
he stands up and drops his pants, points at his willie and says " I bet you don't have one of these."
she says well, no."
then she lifts her skirt and says" but i have one of these, and with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want!"
2006-07-01 18:31:57 · answer #1 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Have you ever wondered......
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?
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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice"?
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
2006-07-02 06:12:16 · answer #2 · answered by Orchid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Killing Osama will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will
only inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.
Therefore, I suggest : -
Take him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.Then return "her" to the area still controlled by Taliban in Afghanistan to live as a woman under their rule
2006-07-01 18:21:30 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who's in charge here?
All the parts of the body where having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge" said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, and without me, nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for all the body waste."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story?
The a_s_s_hole is usually the one in charge.
2006-07-02 19:41:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
send an email to willybluesman87@hotmail.com with 'Subscribe' in the subject & I'll send ya the best jokes online! But not until tomorrow check my stuff I posted here too!
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2006-07-01 18:16:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartentender says, "I'm sorry we dont serve mushrooms here." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a "fun-gi."
2006-07-01 18:37:58 · answer #6 · answered by ryan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 blondes walk into a building......................... you think one of them would have saw it
2006-07-01 18:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by David W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao are you kidding me?
2006-07-01 18:25:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.ahajokes.com/ym01.html
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/
http://new-brunswick.net/new-brunswick/jokes/jokes53.html
http://onlyriddles.com/
http://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jokes/index.html
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic1159.htm
http://www.goofyphotos.com/fun/crazyeyes.htm
http://www.goofyphotos.com/fun/crazyeyes.htm
2006-07-01 18:15:43 · answer #9 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋