The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You basta*d."
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother in-law to death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You God damned basta*d."
The judge stops, and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that a problem?"
The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "For fifteen years, I've lived next door to that basta*d, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."
2006-07-01 17:43:57 · 23 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-03 05:53:33 · answer #1 · answered by LiN 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The basta*d never loans out his weapons.
2006-07-02 00:56:33 · answer #2 · answered by Kamikazeâ?ºKid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey every time i ask my naibghor for a hammer she says she dosnt have one should i be worried although she is and 85 year old women hey ya never know any way i like it lmbffao(laugh my big fat fuking as* off)
2006-07-02 02:15:02 · answer #3 · answered by Becky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mickey Mouse is in court and the judge says "let me get this straight,you want to divorce Minnie Mouse because you think she is "friggin crazy?"
Mickey says "no, I said she's ******.g Goofy!"
2006-07-02 00:56:29 · answer #4 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, yes a cute joke. Thank you for the chuckle.
2006-07-02 11:44:33 · answer #5 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, never heard before.
2006-07-02 00:46:51 · answer #6 · answered by Joe B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!!!!
NEVER HEARD IT BEFORE BUT I LIKE IT, AND YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT IT? IT'S NOT RACES IT'S ABOUT A CRIME AND HAMMER IN GENERAL!!!
NICE!
PEACE! OUT !!!
PEOPLE!
2006-07-02 00:53:32 · answer #7 · answered by RachelRaeT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice with a twist
never heard it though and it is pretty cute
2006-07-02 00:48:13 · answer #8 · answered by Kay-Jay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's fuchin funny
2006-07-02 00:46:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like ! LOl...
he probably knew he would not get his hammer back....
2006-07-02 00:52:53 · answer #10 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋