It was 3am in the morning and I farted! It was enormous.It would have killed me if I held it in. It kept happening all night long. It was so loud that my neighbors heard it and they called the cops on me. The cops arrested me for disturbing the peace. I can only afford a legal aid. Am I f*cked? What do I do?
2006-07-01 17:31:07 · 21 answers · asked by joe man 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
You know, farts contain methane gas which destroys the ozone layer. I'm reporting you to the EPA.
2006-07-01 17:38:36 · answer #1 · answered by Made in America 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a common problem, with a common solution. When you go to court tell the judge you were not aware of the problem due to some acute hearing loss and temporary sensory impairment. Then let him know that you have taken steps to correct this problem by helping to support our economy by purchasing (and using) beano.
Be sure to use the slogan: "When I take "beano" there will be-no gas!!!"
2006-07-02 01:31:31 · answer #2 · answered by DavyD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No matter what, if you cannot afford an attorney, the state has to provide you with one. Also, they arrested you for farting?!?!?! If the judge doesn't laugh this one out of court, then I'd be amazed.
2006-07-02 00:59:36 · answer #3 · answered by rinehartstacy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, at most it is a misdemeanor..if the judge decrees it as such. there will probably be a court date and a fine....just plead guilty and pay the fine. I don't thing a judge will buy the fart thing unless you have witnesses or a doctor's note with the farts as a medical condition
2006-07-02 00:39:58 · answer #4 · answered by nemesis60145 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've been arrested for farting before, its no big deal. its a summary offense and you'll just have a small fine.
2006-07-02 13:14:23 · answer #5 · answered by cornfunkel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run to mexico! They eat a lot of gassy food there. You'll be safe.
2006-07-02 14:00:35 · answer #6 · answered by Justcurious 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Light one in court. You can rocket to freedom.
2006-07-02 00:58:35 · answer #7 · answered by Incorrectly Political 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask Ally Macbeal.......she would argue that you were in the privacy of your room...lol.
2006-07-02 00:36:53 · answer #8 · answered by Missylicious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st-Are you for real? You have to let it out or you may get a stool blockage?
2006-07-02 00:35:23 · answer #9 · answered by Terri L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like your "piece" was disturbed.
Dad
2006-07-02 00:36:20 · answer #10 · answered by Dear Old Dad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋