The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't k

Question

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?.................. THIS IS SO EASY!

Answer 1

And speaking of inventions!


God and the Harley Davidson Inventor


Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute, then said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

Answer 2

Coffin is the write answer.I didn't tell this on my own i saw the other answers. But this is one of the best and mind boggling question on yahoo answers i had ever encountered.Excellent and keep it up. You really made my mind whirl for a minute. Though it was simple it was really great. Keep on giving such questions.Good luck.

Answer 3

lol coffin, and i didnt have to look at the other peoples answers!

Answer 4

Simple...a coffin.

Answer 5

yes coffin...this one has been her a few times now

Answer 6

easy................sex!
celebacy is the way to go.
**Note if this is ur best answer you are a 60 yr old virgin living in ur mom's basement which she lives in her moms basement who is living under a monastary

Answer 7

coffin

Answer 8

Are you single?

Answer 9

hamburger meat?