1. i believe that if anyting is worth doing, it would have been done already
2. i shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses
3. i will never rush into a job without a liftime of consideration
4. i shall meet all of my deadlines at work and at hame directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury i could expect to recieve from missing them
5. i truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given
6. i firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations
7. if at first 1 dont succed, there is always next year. and if not next year, the year after that
8. i shall always decided not to decide, unless of course i decide to change my mind
9. i shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when i get around to it
2006-07-01 16:47:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have an eight page research paper due Monday(I only have 4 pages and they are not very good), two final exams to study for, and about 200 pages worth of reading to do, and I am answering this question. What do you think?
2006-07-01 16:52:28 · answer #1 · answered by had438 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I am a master procrastinator. I turned in a major paper the day after school ended and waited an entire semester to finish my make up work from another semester.
2006-07-01 16:57:23 · answer #2 · answered by tisbedashit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll have to get back with you on that I just need to do something first ,like put last years calender in the trash and put up this years ,maybe if I get around to it anyway, one of these days
2006-07-01 17:03:27 · answer #3 · answered by joegossum 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Willys cynical thought for the ******* day;
I always wanted to be a procrastinator; well F*** it I'm starting tomorrow!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-07-01 17:08:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10. Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after that.
2006-07-01 16:53:05 · answer #5 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
am I a good procrastinator? I'll tell you later.
2006-07-01 16:53:18 · answer #6 · answered by xxxx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats so....ahh i'll finish tomorrow
2006-07-01 16:56:14 · answer #7 · answered by Steven C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'll answer tomorrow, ok?
2006-07-01 16:51:51 · answer #8 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋