one I was thinking of is all dressed up and no place to go. any others
2006-07-01 16:33:43 · 23 answers · asked by Mr Toooo Sexy 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oops, bad choice.
2006-07-01 16:35:56 · answer #1 · answered by BrotherMichael 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now I lie beneath this stone,
Doomed to spend eternity alone.
When the last trumpet the air shall fill
The believers will rise
And I will just lie still.
2006-07-01 16:41:09 · answer #2 · answered by Annette R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw, you used the best one. There was a line in a song a while back that might work, "I sware there's no heaven and pray that there's no hell." Another might be, also from a song, "Turn out the lights, the party is over."
2006-07-01 16:38:24 · answer #3 · answered by Rabbit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would an atheist be concerned about an epitaph or even care if he was buried?
2006-07-01 16:42:19 · answer #4 · answered by lookiehere...000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There better not be a cross on my headstone!!!
2006-07-01 16:40:43 · answer #5 · answered by knowitall 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How 'bout ... "I'm rotting in the ground and the worms are eating me, just as I predicted".
2006-07-01 16:41:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
May you rest with the earth's soul.
2006-07-01 16:36:25 · answer #7 · answered by Simmy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well since I didnt belive in the afterlife, I guess I`m screwed now!
2006-07-01 16:36:17 · answer #8 · answered by Heather D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He got thirsty and dug himself a well
then he died and went straight to hell.
2006-07-01 16:37:13 · answer #9 · answered by OLLIE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She actually lived rather than spending her life on make-believe
How's that?
2006-07-01 16:37:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋