man: i know how to please a women
woman: than please leave me alone
man: i want to give myself to you
woman: sorry, i dont accept cheap gifts
man: your hair color is fabulous
woman: thanks you. its on aisle 3 at the supermarket down the street
man: you look like a dream
woman: go back to sleep
man: i can tell you want me
women: yes, i want you to leave
man: id go through anything for you
woman: lets start with your bank account
man: may i have this last dance?
woman: youve just had it
man: your place of mine?
woman: both. you go to your place, and ill go to mine
man: is this seat empty?
woman: yes, and this one will be to if you sit down
man: havent i seen you somewhere before?
woman: yeah, thats why i dont go there any more
2006-07-01 16:28:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
here's a god one
man: excuse me, but does this rag smell like chloroform?
woman: *smells rag and passes out*
man: =)
2006-07-01 16:55:05 · answer #1 · answered by Aldrik Skinner 1 · 20⤊ 5⤋
Well i guess this one was a commercial that was shown once and then stopped. You'll see why...
(a drunken man is talking to a woman at a bar and says...)
If your right leg is Easter and your left leg is Christmas, why don't you let me spend some time with you in between the holidays.
2006-07-01 23:45:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some of the questions i have heard.
But none of the answers.
My answer always is. Go a head and buy all of my drinks.
But you will go home alone . So how much money do you have on you& in credit cards? My Dinner& Drinks are expenceve.
Dinner is 75.00 And Drinks are 9.00 a pice.
2006-07-01 23:36:03 · answer #3 · answered by raven 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man: is this seat empty?
woman: yes, and this one will be to if you sit down.
man: Honey! I found a couple spots over here!
2006-07-02 00:01:50 · answer #4 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
man: havent i seen you somewhere before?
woman: yeah, thats why i dont go there any more
^-i've heard of this one
man: your place of mine?
woman: both. you go to your place, and ill go to mine
^-and this one
2006-07-01 23:32:17 · answer #5 · answered by ilovehayden4evr 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh man,yesssssssss I have heard most of those at one time or another !
2006-07-01 23:34:31 · answer #6 · answered by red dragon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i haven't heard of any of them, but have you heard the one
man- excuse me, miss. i'm writing a phone book, can i get your number?
2006-07-02 06:58:13 · answer #7 · answered by vijayata_k 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah i heard these befor. did you try them? you want some real pick up lines let me know
2006-07-02 00:10:42 · answer #8 · answered by Steven C 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh sh*t those are funny,did girls say all of that to u when u tried to use them lines?
2006-07-01 23:31:58 · answer #9 · answered by Young boi 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard them. used some of them. they are quite funny.
2006-07-01 23:31:03 · answer #10 · answered by Samantha D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's classic...that made my night! LOL
2006-07-01 23:32:24 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋