Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Definition of a will: A dead give away.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
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2006-07-01 16:25:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; WILLYS JOKES 7/1/07 I just don't get any respect....
2006-07-01 16:25:23 · update #1
thanks, those are funny
2006-07-01 16:37:30 · answer #1 · answered by kat 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A group of cowboys were out on the range, branding some cattle. While they were away the new cook saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for the night's meal, he slaughtered the animal and cooked it.
Later on, after dinner, all the cowboys were sulking and ignoring the cook. He pulled one aside and asked, " Did I screw up the cooking?"
"No," the cowboy replied. "You cooked up the screwing."
2006-07-02 02:46:04 · answer #2 · answered by crystallamp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these r soooooo corny!
2006-07-01 16:41:50 · answer #3 · answered by supa_fly64 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so... wat's the question?
2006-07-01 16:29:50 · answer #4 · answered by woonie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like those, thanks
2006-07-01 16:43:29 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh...
2006-07-01 16:35:27 · answer #6 · answered by xxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋