Just a lil humour in a serious spot?

Question

Four guys are flying to Japan in their own jet. One's a Texan, one's a Mexican, one's is a French man, and the other is an Englishman. A radio transmission says to throw out all the luggage because there is too much weight to land. So they do. Then they get another transmission that says three will have to jump out because there is still too much weight. So the French man goes to the door and says.'' Viva Le France.'' and he jumps. The Englishman says,'' Long live the King.'' and he jumps out. So the Texan and the Mexican go to the door. They look at each other, and the Texan grabs the Mexican and throws him out the door and says,'' Remember the Alamo!''

Dont really care if they report it or not...thought it was funny and fitting lol Thats the trouble with everyone they take this crap to heart...damn chill and have a laugh or two

lol awe dont be speakin for all of us texans now lmao it was a joke didnt have to put a book up lmao

Answer 1

Funny stuff!

Q. Why don't Mexicans BBQ?
A. The beans keep falling through the grill!

Answer 2

Only somewhat humorous--and that in the vein that as a Texan I realize that there are still brother and sister Texans that are as ignorant as any others on God's green earth---but most Texans when they use the phrase Remember the Alamo do not use this phrase nearly as much as a slam down on the Mexican people as alot of people think--this phrase is meant to say that it was through the concerted efforts of our forefathers--banding together with unbelievable courage and in the face of impossible odds defeated (eventually) an extremely powerful foe who had determined to eliminate the Texas opposition---as a matter of fact the individuals who served under Santa Ana at the incedent of the Alamo were mostly poor conscripts who had no other choice but to serve at the commands of a dictatorial government---I myself and most of the people I know in Texas have accepted our brothers and sisters of Mexican heritage as fellow Texans and we get along very well here---the biggest problem of co relations comes with the input of the subject of illegals--and there is a major gap of opinion here --mostly in the fact that ill feelings usually lay around the core that the illegals are here to suck economic life from the system without being on line to give any thing back to the system they are drawing down on ------didn't want to bring any body down----but couldn't let the PREJUDICED TEXAN thing to go undefended

Answer 3

Here's an old Cold War joke....

Six people are flying in an airplane:

1) The President of the United States
2) The President of the Soviet Union
3) The President of France
4) The Reverand Jesse Jackson
5) The Pope
6) A small boy

Suddenly, the plane develops serious engine trouble and the pilot throws on a parachute and leaves the passengers to their fate.

The President of the U.S. looks at his fellow passengers and says, "I am the most important person on Earth. I must save myself for the good of the planet". He puts on a parachute and jumps from the plane.

Then the leader of the Soviet Union jumps to his feet and exclaims, "I am tired of the U.S. being #1 at everything. I must get back to my country so we don't fall behind in the race."

Next the President of France steps forward, sneers at the remaining passengers and says, "I lead the most sophisticated and civilized nation on earth. I am too important to die". He jumps.

Now there are only two parachutes left.

Jesse Jackson speaks up: "I am the leader of oppressed black people everywhere. We have been denigrated, subjugated, and relegated to the back of the bus. But no more! I'm the smartest, most important black man on the planet, so I must save myself for the good of others". Then he jumps from the plane.

Finally, only the Pope and the little boy are left. The Pope looks at the little boy with loving eyes and says, "Son, I have lived a long and fulfilling life. I want you to take the last parachute".

The little boy responds, "Oh, don't worry. We can leave together. The smartest black man on the planet just jumped from the plane with my backpack!"

Answer 4

Ok funny.

We could turn it around just to be fair-and at the end The Mexican throws the Texan out and says-this time I'm staying.

Answer 5

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Answer 6

Coming from a Texan that is funny!!!! HAHAHA!!!

Answer 7

thats funny lmao

Answer 8

unfortunately, some here don't have a sense of humor so don't get mad when you are reported and your question pulled

Answer 9

Old joke---2 pts.

Answer 10

they should do that to the illegal Mexicans in US now