The manager hired a new secretary. she was young,
sweet, and polite. One day while taking
dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While
leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh sir,
did you know that your barracks door was open."
He did not understand her remark, but later on
happened to look down and saw that his zipper was
open. He decided to have some fun with his new
employee.
Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss
Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this
morning, did you also see a soldier standing
at attention."
The secretary, who was quite witty, replied,
"Why, no sir, all I saw was a little disabled
veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!"
2006-07-01 15:33:08 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
VERY funny!!! I felt like an idiot sitting here laughing at the computer!!! Thanks fo rhte laugh though! I needed it!!
2006-07-01 15:40:30 · answer #1 · answered by MNM0103 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
BETWEEN 1 AND 10 ON A SCALE, I'LL GIVE IT A 10
2006-07-01 23:13:30 · answer #2 · answered by tashasheard@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
from 1-10 its 20!! lol
2006-07-01 23:54:50 · answer #3 · answered by karrottu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha awesome joke! lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-01 22:50:04 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's OK, I got a chuckle out of it
2006-07-01 22:49:32 · answer #5 · answered by eric J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha LOL run the show L4A
2006-07-02 00:08:32 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's pretty good, not the best i've heard but then again i've heard a lot
2006-07-01 22:52:55 · answer #7 · answered by kingofcheese4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I'm going to steal it.
2006-07-01 22:47:27 · answer #8 · answered by Goblue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not thee funniest joke but still good
2006-07-02 00:35:21 · answer #9 · answered by Kay-Jay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. Cute!
2006-07-01 23:06:13 · answer #10 · answered by soulestada 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋