A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
2006-07-01 14:35:56 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!! that was too funny. that was really great. i have to remember that. thanks for the laugh.
2006-07-01 14:39:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-01 01:47:17 · answer #2 · answered by rangnow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet. His wife's gotta be a blonde
2006-07-01 16:05:36 · answer #3 · answered by nunovyorebiznis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats tight u got some more
2006-07-01 14:38:01 · answer #4 · answered by ♥yessy♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok I can Relate - but what was the question
You have to ask a question
2006-07-01 14:39:50 · answer #5 · answered by zqx357 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute hun real cute.
talcum powder is going to be a hot seller now
2006-07-01 14:38:52 · answer #6 · answered by Orselo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-07-01 14:38:58 · answer #7 · answered by angel_in_disguise930 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha wow, smart man
2006-07-01 14:38:44 · answer #8 · answered by my_cat_rocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is sooo funny! did you make that up or where did you find it? that is sooo hilarious
2006-07-01 14:39:06 · answer #9 · answered by PEzzCandy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart guy, i like the joke.
2006-07-01 21:44:54 · answer #10 · answered by blackknightpictures 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-07-01 14:42:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋