can anyone tell me some really good "yo mama" jokes?

Answer 1

Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.

She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.

Makes you sound like ignorant White trash.

Answer 2

Yo mama so stupid, it took her 2 hrs to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so stupid that when the Orange Juice box said made from consentrate, she just stared at the box.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a quarter, a booger came out of Washington's nose.

Yo mama so stupid that when she was watching a football game, she thought that the quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama so ugly she walked into Taco Bell and everybody ran for the border

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone.

Yo mama so ugly her mama had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo mama so ugly I heard thatyour dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control.

Yo mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo mama so poor that she can't pay attention.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk

Yo mama so stupid it took her a day to make 3 minute rice.

Yo mama so stupid that she was standing on an empty bus.

Yo mama so stupid it took her a week to get rid of the 24 hr. virus.

Yo mama so stupid that she had to ask what the number is for 911

Yo mama so stupid that she couldn't read an audio book

Yo mama so stupid she hears its chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Yo mama so stupid she put a ruler by the bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she says she's illegitimate 'cause she can't read.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican telephone company.

Yo mama so stupid that when she took the Pepsi challenge she chose Jiff

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she thouht Boys II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so tall she did a back flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth

Yo mama so tall she did a cart wheel and kicked God in the chin

Yo mama so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to biter her head off.

Yo mama so nasty she made Right Gaurd turn left.

Yo mama so nasty she made Sure confused

Yo mama so nasty she made a skunk run away.

Answer 3

ya mama is so big it is a long distance call from one side of her to the other

ya mama is sooo big we can get our daily excercise by running around her 2 times

yo ama is sooo ugly She isa 2 bagger 1 bag over her head and one over mine

Answer 4

yo mamma so skinny that she hula-hoops wit a cheerio!

yo mamma do old and ugly thay she neva died cuz death was afraid of her!

yo mamma so skinny she grates cheese with her ribs!

Answer 5

yo mammas breath stinks so bad that her breath made altoids go on strike

Answer 6

jezzzzzz..... how many times do you people have to keep on asking these ???

Answer 7

Yo momma’s so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mommas so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones.

Yo momma’s so fat she was in the middle of the highway I tried to swerve but ran out of gas.

Yo momma’s so fat she started singing "we are family, McDonalds, Burger King and me.

Yo mommas so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

Yo momma’s so fat when she put on high-heels and walked out onto the street, she struck oil!

Yo momma’s so fat that when she was floatin' in the ocean Spain tried to claim her as the new world.

Yo momma’s so fat when she jumped on a trampoline with yellow on, the sun said I give up!

Yo momma’s so fat when she went to the beach and got into the water scientist classified her as a new species of whale.

Yo momma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, and Chicago, NY.

Yo momma's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".

Yo momma's so fat that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Yo momma's so fat when I took her to the beach, little kids surrounded her and chanted "Free Willy, Free Willy"!

Yo momma's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra fat, jumbo, and ohmygodit'scomingtowardsus!

Yo momma’s *** is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having 20 lbs. of crack

Yo momma's so stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here, she put Sagittarius

Yo momma's so stupid that she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.


Yo momma's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo momma’s so stupid, she makes blondes look smart.

Yo momma’s so stupid I told her I was going to get her Tommy HILL figure and she told me she already tried to lose weight.

Yo momma's so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo momma’s so stupid she called the cocaine hotline to order some.

Yo momma's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911?"

Yo momma’s so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo momma’s so fat that when she stood up everyone yelled out "eclipse"!

Yo momma’s so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo momma so old she knew burger king when he was a prince
Yo momma so old she has an autographed bible

Yo momma old she knew the dead ocean when it was sick

Yo momma so skinny you can see her farts

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat *** out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.

Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.

Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters

Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet.

Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.

Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.

Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.

Yo mama's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"

Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code

Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn."

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!"

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn."

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!"

Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!"

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.

Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.

Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow ran away from her.

Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

Yo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.

Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.

Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo mama's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.

Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea

Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"

Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"

Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the ***** died

Yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.


Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.

Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.

Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.