2006-07-01 13:36:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Yo' mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo' mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo' mama so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps!
Yo' mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died!
2006-07-01 13:54:17 · answer #1 · answered by gilmore_girlsfan 2 · 11⤊ 3⤋
Yo mama so short, she went car shopping at Toys "R" Us.
Yo mama so dumb, she only counts to 8, the most inches she had. but I told I told her, I can get her up to 10!
2006-07-01 20:51:26 · answer #2 · answered by Shikibeeks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and get's laid in the closet
2006-07-01 20:39:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamas so black when she eats tootsie rolls, she has to wear white gloves so she doesnt eat her fingers
yo mamas like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
2006-07-01 20:41:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's so fat she wore a malcolm x t-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
2006-07-01 20:41:00 · answer #5 · answered by garrett1080 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so ugly, that wen she had to go to work she had to take her husband to work because he didn't want to kiss her good bye
2006-07-01 20:42:45 · answer #6 · answered by loveness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat she broke her leg and Gravy poured out
Yo momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu.
yo momma is so fat that when she wears high heels she strikes oil.
2006-07-01 21:18:25 · answer #7 · answered by James M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm.....thanx 4 the 2 pts.!!!!hahaha!!
2006-07-01 20:39:23 · answer #8 · answered by Patty's Tat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋