How come dumb blonde jokes r always girls????

Question

y can't they be blonde guys

Answer 1

Excellent question!

Answer 2

OK,especially for u,

Once upon a time there were two blondes who had gone rock climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom.
The other man frantically screamed, "Ross!", and was relieved to hear a faint reply.
"Okay Ross," shouted Robert, "I'm gonna throw a rope down to you, so wrap it 'round one of your legs and..."
but before he could finish, he heard Ross call, "But both my legs are broke."
Robert suggested his arms, to which the reply was, "They're broken too!"
So finally, Ross held on with his mouth. Robert struggled to pull up the rope, and when he was nearly there, Robert said, "You right there mate?"
Ross replied, "YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS........"
and check this out

Once a Blonde was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Blonde deserved more service.
So, when the Blonde fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.
When the station arrived, the Blonde was woken up, and he went home.
Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
"What is the matter?" Says his wife.
He replied, "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else."

Answer 3

Q: Why do Blonde Women have bruises on thier bellybuttons?
A: Because there are blonde men

Answer 4

first of all, i understand i'm not a guy yet i'm gonna answer in any case. It rather relies upon on the kind of guy. yet yeah an excellent kind of fellows like harmless females, and a few like dumb females who faux the have a concepts of a 5 year old. yet maximum adult males are not often involved in the kind of woman who "pretends" to be dumb and harmless for an rather dating considering i might desire to comprehend that they might actual lose interest with that type of woman considering she acts like she does not understand something. And the adult males ur speaking approximately probable in user-friendly terms supply her that type of interest while she's around becuz they understand they might actual use her and then unload her. Sooo yeah

Answer 5

only cause brown haired men made them up with some cheesy blonds to make fun of woman and because of the whole paris hilton is dubd la la stuff so blonds mixed with paris hilton stuff

Answer 6

There is a guy one. listen to it. A chinese guy, an Itailian guy, and a blonde guy were working on ( i can't remember wat they were working on! ) It was lunch time. The chinese guy opens his lunch. " If I get another burrito I'm going to jump off this thing!" The Itailian guy opens his luch. "If i get another Itailian meal I'll jump too!" The blonde guy opens his luch. "If I get another bolanga sandwich I'll jump too!" The next day at luch, the Chinese guy opens his luch. Burito. He jumps and dies. The Itailian guy opens his. Itailian meal. He jumps, dies. The blonde dude opens his lunch. guess wat it was. he jumps and dies. At the funeral, the chinese and Itailian wife are crying. They said " If i'd known he was getting sick of that i would have given him something else!" They look at the blonde mans wife. she is'nt crying. She says " don't look at me, he made his own luch! " so there, guys can be stupid too.
~*Alyssa*~

Answer 7

Because it doesnt matter whether a guy is blond or not, theyre all stupid. LOL j/k guys.

Answer 8

because guys created them and they are too stupid and ashamed of themselves to make fun of themselves so because everyone else was doing it they made them about women, but because i am not blonde and believe woman deserve equal rights with men i prefer to say men if they are gender oriented jokes,
GO WOMEN!!!!!!!

Answer 9

i'm not blonde but yea. they should have guy ones too

Answer 10

i don't know i'm not a blonde but still i respect your response!