A man and his wife were driving their RV across the country and were nearing a town called Kissimmee.They noted the strange spelling anf tried to figure it out how to pronounce it.They grew more and more confused as they drove into town.Because they were hungry, they pulled into a restaurant to get something to eat. At the counter,the man said to the server:"My wife and I can't figure out to pronouce the name of this place.Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand?" The server looked at him and said:"Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."
2006-07-01 12:39:52 · 16 answers · asked by chica 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha,ha,ha ive never heard of it but it is the best best joke ive ever heard it was very good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
2006-07-01 12:46:15 · answer #1 · answered by dA BOSS 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Here's one.
(Caution, this joke is pre-civil rights days, please don't be offended.)
A white guy has to work late one day and then wait for the bus in an all-black part of town, and he is nervous. He gets really scared when three big muscular black men approach the bus stop. Tryng not to show how nervous he is, he blurts out:
"Crosstown bus run all night long...?"
They replied: "Doo dah! Doo dah!" and then beat the stuffing out of him.
2006-07-01 20:05:18 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is funny. Why because it actually made me laugh after reading it. No matter how lame it seems afterward if you laughed then it was funny
2006-07-01 19:46:13 · answer #3 · answered by short_n_froey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the most unfunny joke i've heard so far.even the stupidist thing on earth makes it look good
2006-07-01 19:54:16 · answer #4 · answered by xboxgamefreak2006 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha wow
2006-07-01 19:44:20 · answer #5 · answered by FUNKY SEA COW 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wtf?
now explain this joke to me again...
2006-07-01 21:01:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a wonderful restaurant (it suuuure is!)
2006-07-01 21:34:25 · answer #7 · answered by rugmasterstill 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not funny at all.
2006-07-01 19:43:35 · answer #8 · answered by jay78_er 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its funny, made me lol
2006-07-01 19:42:51 · answer #9 · answered by Nneka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alittle
2006-07-01 21:46:05 · answer #10 · answered by MissDots <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! were either of them blonde or did they look like rednecks? thanks for the laugh!
2006-07-01 21:32:39 · answer #11 · answered by lostinabook24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋