can i have some creative and comedy answers please need a laugh!
2006-07-01 12:00:53 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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QUESTION:
OOH ARRR SHIPMATES......
BE DER A SAILIN TER DAY?
ANSWER:
YES..
TER..
DAY..
CAP'N'!
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2006-07-07 13:07:31 · answer #1 · answered by El Mariachi 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
What Beatles song holds the honor of being one the most covered songs in popular music?
Or
Paul McCartney claims that he is the only one who wrote this song and should be the only one credited
I know this are like Jeopardy but oh well. B-)
2006-07-01 12:07:04 · answer #2 · answered by natobanato2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" Well, i know i have 2 days to live Doctor, but when did you find this out?"
" Yesterday".
Thank you for the 10 points in advanced.
2006-07-01 12:03:41 · answer #3 · answered by ll_Zodiaco.Piton_ll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whenever that song by Oasis comes on, what is it that you start singing?
.... (insert the answer here)
clue: it isn't the song by oasis which then appears, which makes you then shout "oh no!~!@! Not these fookin idiots again. I hate that. Every blimming time this song comes on, and I think its going to be *the answer*, and then that blasterd mancunian walker comes on with his "step inside....". Cant!
2006-07-01 12:16:34 · answer #4 · answered by codrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man goes to the doctor and the doctor checks him out and tells him I have some bad news for you and some really bad news ......
"Okay, whats the bad news" asks the man ...
"Well" said the doc .... "you've only got 24 hours to live ..."
"Oh dear" says the man .." so what's the really bad news then ....?"
"I should have told you --------- " replies the doc !
2006-07-01 12:28:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats that really boring song by the Beatles or was it John Lennon?
And the next line is "all my troubles seemed so far away ....."
2006-07-06 13:04:49 · answer #6 · answered by Kirsty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the name for the day before today that today becomes tomorrow and tomorrow will be in two days?
2006-07-02 20:50:05 · answer #7 · answered by Sidge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What Beatle's song was I listening to, the day before today??? Yesterday, yesterday...
2006-07-01 12:07:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When would you like some luvin' ?
When was your last bowel movement?
When did ya eat last?
When did you brush your teeth last?
When did you run out of toilet paper?
Whens the last time you flushed this toilet?
Aren't you flowing heavy, when did you change your maxi last?
A horny teenager's mother ask him if he would like some of the roast she had in the fridge. He says no thanks I had it YESTERDAY!
Thank You, Thank You very much!!
2006-07-01 12:06:41 · answer #9 · answered by HITCH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 days agos tomorrow lol
2006-07-01 12:44:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whens the last time you forgot to put your pants on?
2006-07-01 12:06:37 · answer #11 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋