A man walks into his doctors office because he has been feeling terrible.After running some tests his doctor tells him the worst news,he has a terminal disease with no cure and only a few months to live."Is there nothing you can do for me?" says the man,to which his doctor replies "yes,there is one thing you could do,go to one of those beauty spas everyday and have yourself a relaxing mud bath".Do you think that will help me? says the man,to which his doctor replies "No,not at all,but you'll be use to the dirt !"
2006-07-01 11:26:20 · 10 answers · asked by MrBudbag 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha that was mad funny
2006-07-01 11:31:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 3⤋
i know man, Brazil lost, i was so mad but there is nothing i can do now. I was 100% sure Brazil was gonna win.
Anywayz back to the riddle, that was pretty sad
2006-07-01 18:55:20 · answer #2 · answered by sherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i'm just Dandy. I got my permit, schools out, i'm getting a job. Life is great HOOT HOOT!
2006-07-01 19:46:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh boy - that one needs some work. But nice try.
2006-07-02 14:05:31 · answer #4 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm actually extremely upset Brazil lost to France. DAMN FRENCHIES!!!!!!!!
2006-07-01 18:29:16 · answer #5 · answered by Igor G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"No one cares about your indigestion;
'How are you?' is a greeting, not a question!"
2006-07-01 19:44:42 · answer #6 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2006-07-01 19:26:27 · answer #7 · answered by corbin909 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's sad.
2006-07-01 18:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by mirrorofrapture329 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-07-01 18:39:03 · answer #9 · answered by iwastypingthat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-D
2006-07-01 18:31:06 · answer #10 · answered by SpideR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋