I have an old riddle for y'all!! In exchange include as many good jokes as you can.?

Question

OK!!!

No peeking at the answer!!!!!!
I will award the person who makes me laugh most with the 10 points.

A plane crashes on the borderline between Canada and the United States.
Where do you bury the survivors?
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>YOU HAVE COMMITTED MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>CAUSE YOU SHOULDN"T BURY SURVIVORS!!!!!!!

Answer 1

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

You don't cry when you chop up a baby!

Answer 2

you're in a room with no doors or windows (you're trapped) all there is is a mirror and a table how do you get out

u look in the mirror and take the saw saw the talble in half 2 halves make a hole so u crawl through the hole.

o and heres some momma jokes
your momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

your momma so fat and ugly when people were doing their 5.5 mile jog around her there was a hole pile of people who have dropped dead in front of her face

heres a riddle

Romeo and juliet are found dead on the ground with some water and broken glass how did they die?



Romeo and Juliet were fish, the tank fell

i got nothin*_*

Answer 3

WOW!!! oldes joke ever come up with new ones... heres a "riddle" for u wats yellow and its slipper when its peeled? NO PEEKING!!!
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A. A BANANA!!!!! c dats how ur riddle was sooo hmmm wots da nice way to say it.. LAME?

Answer 4

Three flies are stuck in a jar. Fly 1 knows how to get out. Fly 2 asks how it is possible to escape. Fly 1 says suck my dick and I will tell you. So fly 2 reluctently agrees. After he finishes, Fly 1 instructs him. Fly 2 goes to the top and around 3 times, down and back to the top as fast as he can. He hits the top and drops dead. Fly 3 asks what happened. Fly 1 says he was trying to get out. Fly 3 asks him how it is possible. Fly 1 says, suck my dick and I will tell you. Fly 3 also agrees. When he finished he was also instructed how to escape. But this time Fly 1 tells him to go aroud the top 3 times counter clock wise. Fly 3 did as he was taught. When he hit the top he also dropped dead. Fly 1 escapes. Want to know how he did it?
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SUCK MY DICK AND I WILL TELL YOU.

Answer 5

good joke!
A teacher is wearing a miniskirt. she is writing something on the board and she drops her chalk
a kid laughs. she asked why he laughed he said i saw your garter!
she told him not to come back for 3 days. she begins writing again the chalk falls again.
she icks it up, and a syudent laughs she asks whats funny?
he said isaw both of your garters!
she said time is the best punishment and she kicks him out for 3 weeks.
she forgets to write the title, and the chalk falls again.
when she bends over to pick it up, little jimmy gets up and walks to the door
the teacher asks, jimmy what are u doing out of your seat?
he said, after what i saw my school days are over!

Answer 6

Ok, this one was baaaaaad!
My joke: A young girl is talking to a nun:
Nun: What would you like to be, when you are grown up?
Girl: I´d like to become a prostitute.
Nun: What??????
Girl: I´d like to become a prostitite!
Nun: Oh, that´s ok, I thought you said, you´d like to become a protestant...!

Answer 7

Yes, that's an OLD one.... I'm 52 and we were telling that one when I was in Elementary school

Answer 8

How can i bury survivors?!?

Answer 9

thats soooooooooo old i will just take my 2 points and leave

Answer 10

what weighs more a pound of lead or a pound of cotton?