does anyone here know any good ur momma jokes or blonde GUY jokes or like u might be a redneck if type of jokes
2006-07-01 08:49:20 · 6 answers · asked by Louie_Girl_forever 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Engineer dies and goes to heaven,
when he arrives at the gates he
is told there was a mixup
and he was supposed to go to hell.
So he gets in the elevator
and is instantly transported to hell.
After a few days the engineer
decides hell needs soom fixing
up so he
installs some faucets with cold icewater,
a swimming pool, and best
of all AIR CONDITIONING!
A week later the Devil receives a phone call from god,
God tells him
there has been a mistake,
the engineer was supposed to be in heaven.
The Devil grins and says,
"Well its too late, we have him and we are
going to keep him."
God thinks for a minute and replies, " I'll sue!"
The devil respones with a loud burst of laugher,
"ahhhHA HA,
youwhowho, HEEHEEHEE!
Where are YOU going to get the lawyers!"
2006-07-01 14:29:48 · answer #1 · answered by mischiefmaker_kc 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Blue collar comedy show for redneck jokes,
Yo mama jokes, all you need to do is search this question on here, it's already been asked a 1000 times.
Blonde guy jokes, are none, all for females.
2006-07-01 15:59:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, i got a blonde guy joke:
a guy walks into a bar and asks the guy next to him if he wants to hear a blonde joke. The blonde says, "look mister. I'm a blonde, hes a blonde, hes a blonde and so is him, and him," as he points to a bunch of strong looking guys. "so, do you still want to tell that joke?" the guy answers, "nah, i dont want to explain it five times."
2006-07-01 16:04:35 · answer #3 · answered by Rachel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a rack of condoms. Being a
curious young lad, the boy asked his father, "What are these things daddy?" His dad said, "Condoms son."
The boy asked, "Why do they come in packs of 1,3, and 12?" The dad replied, "The packs with one are for
the high school boys, one for Saturday night, the ones with three are for the college boys, one for Friday,
Saturday and Sunday, and the ones with twelve in them are for the married men, one for January, one for February,
one for March...."
2006-07-01 22:12:16 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Makes you sound like ignorant White trash.
2006-07-03 03:10:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 partners in a robbery bank got caught and was sentence 2 death.
so they told the good robbery ''what do u want before u die''
he said''I want 2 c my mother''
so they said the same question 2 the mean robbery and he said''don't let him see his mother''.
2006-07-01 16:44:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋