There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said "You're cute!"
Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute."
She said "What happened to 'beautiful'?"
His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"
2006-07-01 08:29:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny! hey jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun jack forgot the damn pill so now jill has a son!
2006-07-01 08:37:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1-10 maybe a 5 or 6
2006-07-01 16:01:42 · answer #2 · answered by Taylor T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scale of 1-10 I would say 2. Dont quit your day job.
2006-07-01 16:02:56 · answer #3 · answered by stevensherm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey it was not good but not bad 4m 1 to 10 i would give it a 3
2006-07-01 15:49:23 · answer #4 · answered by lil chris brown 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute & clever, it gets a 5 rating. Could use a bit more
2006-07-02 14:09:51 · answer #5 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of one to ten i would give a 5
2006-07-01 15:33:55 · answer #6 · answered by lillyqwe2004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad 7
2006-07-01 15:35:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it was funny. 8.5 out of 10
2006-07-01 15:34:06 · answer #8 · answered by SpideR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny
2006-07-01 15:53:00 · answer #9 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT NOT BAD.MY RATE IS 6.5 OUT OF 10
2006-07-01 15:53:51 · answer #10 · answered by TheLovelySha! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋