Well He certainly wouldn't be rapping about murder and raping and using all the cuss words.
The question about writing His own lyrics is interesting and could be complicated, but you can be sure that Tupac wouldn't be writing them.
Jesus had a message when He was here, and I don't imagine that His message would be any different now. Back then, He got the message across in parables, the popular method of that time period.
So, if you want to know what He'd likely write about, look up some of those parables and imagine them in today's terms and today's rap. That should give you an idea.
2006-07-01 07:51:57
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answered by Crooks Gap 5
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R u THE Chuck Norris? I'm a fan!
If our Lord were a rapper, He would rap about God's love; laws; etc. Yes, He would write His own lyrics bc His words r The Father's words since He and The Father are One. By the way, Jesus was a rapper 'cause he preached and spoke. When the African griots verbal history down through the ages, they were rappin'; when our ministers preached to the congregation, they were rappin'; when guys would "talk" 2 us back in the day, we'd say they were "rappin' 2 us" to get our attention. When Isaac Hayes & Barry White spoke on their records, they were rappin'. James Brown said, in his song "Brother Rap", "...listen to my rap...". So u c, rap is not just what's heard 2day.
By the way, Jesus' rap would never be the filthy, vile, vulgar, disrespectful things we hear today. (Sadly, the positive raps are rarely played. I wrote one for kids back in the day; got positve responses for trying to help kids make constructive choices and for trying to verbally reward the overlooked good kids, but...).
It's hoped this answered ur question, Mr. Norris. Take care. Happy Sabbath.
2006-07-01 15:11:28
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answered by karaokecatlady 5
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He would rap about life and he would have 50 Cent write all his lyrics.
2006-07-01 14:44:03
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answered by Brian 3
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He would rap about life in ghetto heaven is a breezy, and how Satan is always trying to hate on him, how everyone is trying to get into Club Paradise, but, only the P.I.M.P.s which is him, have VIP to that club, and you could only get into it if you are down with him, and they are always sipping on some Holy Water, and riding on them white horses or Unicorns,
2006-07-01 14:47:27
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes. And He would rap about hypocrisy in religion, and about Him being the only way to God. But rap is all about attention, so I don't think He would rap.
2006-07-01 14:44:49
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answered by RandyGE 5
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If Jesus was a rapper, I know a lot of people who would personally crucify him.
2006-07-01 14:46:16
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answered by Anonymous
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he is a rapper and write his own lyric, sometimes he come as the
Jackson ,Shabba Ranks, Toots and the May tels to name a few
2006-07-01 14:46:25
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answered by boy_jam_arch 6
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His raps would be just as pointless as the rap you hear today.
They would be about nothing and the human race would fall for it.
2006-07-01 15:09:43
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answered by xcr0ss_my_heartx 4
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Dear Chuck,
"He that despiseth the word shall be destroyed: but he that feareth the commandment shall be rewarded."
"As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly."
May I suggest that you check out www.familyradio.com. I hope this will help you.
2006-07-01 14:46:54
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answered by pilgrim_153 3
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jesus will spread the word of god and goodness to mankind. i don't think he will write it himself, he have disciple to do it for him but he can edit it since he is the master, otherwise, they can use the bible to get piece of important details that rhymes and people will promote it over and over until all mankind knows the history of god, jesus, bible and his purpose..
2006-07-01 14:50:46
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answered by salome 5
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