a young man--sir,pls tell me the time !
an old man--no,no,no!i wont tell u the time!
young man--why not?
an old man--see,
if i tell u the time,u will ask my name!
no problem,
but if u ask my name,u will ask where i live,
no problem,
but if u ask where i live,u will come to my home,
no problem,
but if u will come to my home,u will see my daughter,
no problem,
but if u see my daughter,u will love her,
no problem,
but if u love her,u will marry her,
and i dont want to marry my daughter to a man,who cant afford to buy a
watch!
2006-07-01 07:31:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great! I love it. heres you one in return
A Engineer dies and goes to heaven,
when he arrives at the gates he
is told there was a mixup
and he was supposed to go to hell.
So he gets in the elevator
and is instantly transported to hell.
After a few days the engineer
decides hell needs soom fixing
up so he
installs some faucets with cold icewater,
a swimming pool, and best
of all AIR CONDITIONING!
A week later the Devil receives a phone call from god,
God tells him
there has been a mistake,
the engineer was supposed to be in heaven.
The Devil grins and says,
"Well its too late, we have him and we are
going to keep him."
God thinks for a minute and replies, " I'll sue!"
The devil respones with a loud burst of laugher,
"ahhhHA HA,
youwhowho, HEEHEEHEE!
Where are YOU going to get the lawyers!"
2006-07-01 14:32:45 · answer #1 · answered by mischiefmaker_kc 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL hahahahahaha that is soooooo hilarious I GIVE IT A 9.5 OUT OF 10 , I was dying laughing.
2006-07-01 07:34:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its kinda funny but why would i need to know your name if i ask the time...that part is stupid
2006-07-01 07:35:11 · answer #3 · answered by lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-01 07:35:35 · answer #4 · answered by lovely one 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-01 07:35:30 · answer #5 · answered by sorryna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOod one LLOL
2006-07-01 07:34:07 · answer #6 · answered by Ghana Rulez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm no def. not a 9.5, it's a 4.5
2006-07-01 07:34:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I LOVE THAT ITS HILARIOUS!
2006-07-01 07:39:31 · answer #8 · answered by Rosie : 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fairly funny. thanks for the chuckle.
2006-07-01 07:59:24 · answer #9 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋