Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic.
As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ''Save the women!''
George Bush hysterically screeches, ''Screw the women!''
And Bill Clinton's eyes light up and he says, ''Do we have time?''
2006-07-01 05:59:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you think of this ? Do you have any comments?
2006-07-01 06:04:21 · update #1
I know its fun to make fun of presedents, and I have to admit that was pretty funny and that you didnt really mean it but... still lets give them some dignity, it hard to be a president.
2006-07-01 06:21:42 · answer #1 · answered by Ray S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a pretty good one.
And here is a Bush joke for you.
The Post Turtle
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually, the topic got around to former Texas Governor George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know, he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb s_h_i_t get down!"
2006-07-03 03:17:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but with Michael Jackson on a plane but the plane was crashing and Michael was like come lets the little girl the person said **** the little girl and Michael said , really do we have time?
2006-07-01 13:42:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never heard this one before. But to me, that is exactly what Bill would say.
2006-07-01 13:05:26 · answer #4 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sounds exactly like them, gives a clear picture of all 3 of them
2006-07-01 13:23:35 · answer #5 · answered by lost 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it depends on how far the boat has sunk and where they are at on the boat
2006-07-01 14:07:42 · answer #6 · answered by monkmonk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alas bill he was great who cares if he received oral shesh folks others did worse
2006-07-01 13:59:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever AND funny. loved it.
2006-07-01 13:22:18 · answer #8 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not too funny but not too stale
2006-07-01 13:23:50 · answer #9 · answered by Child Of God 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAW Haw!!
2006-07-01 15:15:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋