President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American's standard of living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed "YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his desk
for approval. Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red brothers".
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the
President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs about how they came to select the new name given to the President. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of sh*t it can no longer fly.
2006-07-01 05:45:23 · 7 answers · asked by ♥-=-TLCNJ19-=-♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wonderful. A great description of the deadbeat president that we have.
2006-07-01 05:58:38 · answer #1 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 8⤊ 0⤋
That is sooooooooo true. I can't stop laughing. Did you make it up?? I loved it.!!!
2006-07-01 06:27:07 · answer #2 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
walking eagle must have eaten too many liberal magpies
2006-07-01 05:54:47 · answer #3 · answered by wally l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
catcha,i'm gonna reprot it 2 bush...lol
2006-07-01 05:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that story has truly touched my heart. lol
2006-07-01 05:50:16 · answer #5 · answered by Friendly Neighbor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so good they should all be called that thats what they all do
2006-07-01 06:17:48 · answer #6 · answered by coolmandarek 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BRILLIANT!!!!...i love it
2006-07-01 05:51:03 · answer #7 · answered by bootstrap 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋