can you make me laugh?

Answer 1

I havent slept for 10 days, cause that would be too long

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen bananna, I said no, but I want a regular bananna later, so yeah


Courtest of Mitch Hedburg

Answer 2

Yeah...let's try...
A hot young girl rented a large house but the train station is very near that her bed quivered each time the train passed.She was a little annoyed so she got the owner into the house and told him the problem.The owner insisted that such thing never happened and the girl asked him to experience himself.He took off his coat and lay on the girl's bed while the girl was going to the kitchen to get him some tea."The bed quivers"he thought to himself...At this very moment,the girl's muscular bf suddenly entered the house...(you can imagine his facial expression)Guess what? The owner said in an extremely calm voice:"Do you believe that I'm waiting for the train?"
Well,hope you can laugh and may your life full of laughter=)
Good luck!

Answer 3

Yo dude, Der waz dis cool black dude in Harlem an he woz a walkin an a whishin. Well, lines get crossed when you is a wishin, an dis dudes lines got way ouda space. A plump white fairy godmother pops up besides this dudes head an she looks a little shocked. Still, she grants the this dark person three wishes. He eyes this frumpy honkey white fairy god mother and says, "Ize wanna be white, up tight, and clean ouda sight." She blinked and tried to reason, then she turned him into a TAMPAX.

Answer 4

sure.do you want to hear a joke?well this little dog was walking down the railroad tracks and a train came along and took off his tail and so he started to go back looking for his tail and another train came along and took offhis head......so do you know the moral of the story? dont lose your head over a piece of tail.ok heres 1 i dont know if you heard it or not.......what did the dog say when he got his tail cut off?.........it wont be long now. did i make you laugh?i got a lot more but i cant tell you ,it would take up too much space.

Answer 5

Two cannibals, Handible and Elbob meet one day. Handible said, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. Just can't seem to get them tender."

Elbob asked, "What kind of Missionary do you use?" "Oh, you know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend in the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."

"Aha!" the Elbob exclaimed, "No wonder! Those are fryers!"

Answer 6

a girl ask a boy if he knew what a penis was. he said no.she told him go ask your daddy
when he got home he ask his father dad whats a penis. he said son is better if i showed you. so he pull out his dick and said this is a good side penis. the boy said OK thanks,
the next school day the girl ask the boy so do you know what a penis is? yes but is better if i should you. this is a penis but if it was a couple of inches shorter it would be average size.

Answer 7

If I showed you my bare bum that would make you laugh

Answer 8

What biscuits do pilots eat? Plain ones

Answer 9

well that would be a no, but its not like i can really tell if ur laughing now can i??? not like i need to know neways but still.......what an @ss clown...(yes i was reffering to u)

Answer 10

2 fish in a tank.
One looks at the other and says, 'How do you drive this thing??'