It's right after the flood and Noa is about to let all the animals off the arc. Before he does, his wife comes over and says "This arc contains all the animals in the world! When we got off the arc, we'll have to make sure not to hunt them until they have some more children."
"Mmmm," Noa says "Your right. But it won't be fun going without meat until these animals reproduce. I'll have to tell them to have children faster."
So Noa opens the arc and says to all the animals "God has saved you from this great flood! All he asks you to do now is multiply and fill the corners of the earth! And be quick about! My family is getting hungry!"
All the animals rush off into the woods to start mulitiplying. But then Noa looks off the distance and finds a boy snake and a girl snake crying. "Why are you crying?" Noa asks the snakes "You should be out in the woods multiplying!"
"We're real sorry Moses," says the girl snake "but we can't multiply....
.............we're adders"
2006-07-01 05:22:46 · 18 answers · asked by bowlingcap 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Deepest-Blue: It's JUST a joke. Goodness gracious, this place is crawling with trolls.
2006-07-01 05:50:06 · update #1
2006-07-01 05:28:40 · answer #1 · answered by Muddy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must have heard that when I was 5 but not all the arc stuff a bit sick to suggest Noah was only interested in the animals breading so he could eat more
2006-07-01 12:30:07 · answer #2 · answered by Mim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you go to preechers they will tell you different story becouse all of them dont know the true story
the reason?
bible have been corrupted by human hands just after Jesus left this world (when he raised up alive)
now there is a final testament wich cannot be wrong becouse GOD said i will protect this final revelation
THE GLORIOUS Quraan
we should read it once
its easy and only book beside 100,s of bible or any other religious books in the world its my challenge no one can prove it wrong
it make sence
it give,s way of life
perfect guide for humanity
true word of GOD
2006-07-01 12:39:54 · answer #3 · answered by Deepest-Blue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!! No not really...wow. But it wasn't really a religious joke as much as a pun on the name of the 'adder' snake...I think
I know I've heard of that type of snake somewhere before!!
Sailor Star Fighter, out!
2006-07-01 12:27:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't see why that's wrong. It's just a play on words. "Adder" is also a type of snake, and they're saying that they can't multiply mathmatically, because they can only add. Hahaha.
2006-07-01 12:27:19 · answer #5 · answered by Kara M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not? You should hear some of the ones my Priest tells.
A Priest is a human and can have a sense of humor just like everyone else.
2006-07-01 12:33:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah...that isn't wrong. Priests aren't always uptight. The Bible does talk of animals multiplying.
2006-07-01 12:29:24 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ sweet-n-low ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was corny, kind of good though.
did you know that noah and the reast of humanity were vegetarian until the great flood. except for maybe the sinners destroyed in the flood.
according to the bible
2006-07-01 12:27:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great. I think I like this priest. And yes I can believe he told you this joke, they are human too ya know. Tell him Yahoo says good joke.
2006-07-01 12:27:56 · answer #9 · answered by John 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Priests aren't always so strict and uptight.
2006-07-01 12:25:52 · answer #10 · answered by nakayru 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋