2006-07-01 03:58:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
claiming she is Jim Darwin only requires a well placed slap on the face to bring her around, now if she starting looking like Jim Darwin, I'd have to take her out back and put her down.
2006-07-02 03:35:28 · answer #1 · answered by Wiseguy 4 · 12⤊ 9⤋
Gee I would have about a dozen wives as there are that many Jim Darwins under multiple names running around Yahoooooo answers.. Half of Yahoo's hard drive is to take up space for the Jim Darwin profiles..
Better said maybe she would have multiple personalities.
2006-07-01 05:50:26 · answer #2 · answered by † PRAY † 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jim take the old lady out for dinner and say I love 4 or 5 times, get off the net for a few days then she may stop being so mean.
I been married over 20 years and you know what, I could have served my 20 years in prison for murdering someone and be free now
2006-07-01 04:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by man of ape 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After looking at your profile and seeing just how many hours you have had to spend behind the computer instead of SHOWING HER ANY EFFECTION, helping with the kids, mowing the lawn...EARNING SOME MONEY! I'd do more than just go bezerk. I'd leave you dead beat A$$ in a heart beat and find a man who had a life outside of Yahoo.
2006-07-01 04:07:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you have a problem with your wife wanting to get you off?
2006-07-01 05:09:34 · answer #5 · answered by sweet & sour 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chop off her head! And wonder why I have a wife. Strange, I thought I already did this...
2006-07-01 04:03:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be very shocked coz I don't have a wife. So that would be double shock for me. Especially shocking as I'm a women my self.
2006-07-01 04:11:32 · answer #7 · answered by xoɟ ʍous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would thank her.Because she asks the extreme far right questions,it helps me to look into my own beliefs and grow spiritually.I actually think jim_darwin is helping the Christian community.
2006-07-01 04:41:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would laugh my head off.
2006-07-01 04:03:51 · answer #9 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wonder why the hell I had a wife, and where the hell she came from... Clever woman.
2006-07-01 05:39:46 · answer #10 · answered by Laila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋