Do you remember that priest I was trying to seduce, well...that mofo got me pregnant. What are the chances that my baby will be the next Jesus? Will he be as good looking as the old one?
Are unibrows hereditary?
2006-07-01 02:44:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I od not know if you baby is Holy
2006-07-01 02:47:23 · answer #1 · answered by emilyisarockergirl 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is the quite possibly one of the dumbest and most insulting question I have ever heard. First of all, as he has proven by his actions , a priest is a human being capable of making mistakes. If this is even true.... do you read the Bible? Do you anywhere in the Bible or anywhere else in your life recall anyone saying Jesuse was created by premarital sex between two humans?
And yes unibrows are hereditary.
If this is more than BS than you should be ashamed of your selfish, immature , irresponsible behavior and start looking into adoption.
2006-07-01 09:51:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every baby is holy and spotless except for the original sin.
As for how you got that baby, get on you knees right now and ask for forgiveness when there is still time.
As for his chances of being the next Jesus, its your duty primary duty as a mother to make him as holy as you probably can; or he may even turn out to be anti-christ
As for his looks, every human is created in the likeness and image of God
As for unibrows-I dont know
2006-07-01 09:56:46 · answer #3 · answered by dark and beautiful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know but I am reporting your posts to Yahoo. You really do need some mental help- and stay out of the sun- its made you look like a prune.
2006-07-01 09:50:28 · answer #4 · answered by halalessentials 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You certainly didn't understand the plot of the DaVinci Code, Sir Darwin
2006-07-01 09:48:34 · answer #5 · answered by Pervy_Pirate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question falls into the category of silly, especially if you have unibrows.
2006-07-01 09:48:15 · answer #6 · answered by fiddlesticks9 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if the child has any holes in it, then yes it is a holy baby. as for the unieyebrows i think it was something to do with one of your great ancestors doin it with a monkey, or one of them guys from oasis
2006-07-01 09:54:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask the Lord for forgiveness.
2006-07-01 09:47:55 · answer #8 · answered by cowgirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get some serious help
2006-07-01 10:00:35 · answer #9 · answered by celestial_fantasia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PLEASE give the baby up for adoption. You are obviously not prepared to raise a child.
2006-07-01 09:49:55 · answer #10 · answered by Roby W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋