2006-07-01 02:02:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
don't eat the cookies, eat God, so he will never come back to steal.
2006-07-01 02:20:20 · answer #1 · answered by 2feEThigh 5 · 4⤊ 8⤋
Make some ex-lax cookies. Guaranteed to keep god away from the cookies.
2006-07-01 02:10:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If "God" is stealing your cookies, You must be a good cook! Can I have the recipe?
2006-07-01 02:08:55 · answer #3 · answered by ASTORROSE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat all your cookies before leaving. That way, nobody can get at them any more, not even yourself. And if God has anything to do with them afterward, it will definitely be to aid digestion.
2006-07-01 02:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by JustThinking 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think of you're putting way too lots certainty into this. whilst did you end believing in Santa? Who stole your Christmas spirit! you need to demonstrate screen the Santa Clause a million-3 video clips for proposal or Miracle on thirty fourth highway
2016-11-01 01:07:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go see a psychiatrist, he'll give you something to take everyday and then you'll notice your cookies won't be stolen anymore.
2006-07-01 02:05:33 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa N 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats right
and god hates f@gs and loves cookies
mmmm yummy
2006-07-01 02:05:28 · answer #7 · answered by fred_phelps 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat them! quick
2006-07-01 02:05:19 · answer #8 · answered by toonotshy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋