the drinkers of the world?

Question

A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico
City and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly,
out of the bottle comes a Genie. The
Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello
master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."

The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like
drinking tequila." Finally
the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever
I want, so make me piss tequila."

The Genie grants him his wish. When the Mexican
gets home he gets a glass
out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks at
the glass and it's clear.
Looks like tequila. Then he smells the liquid.
Smells like tequila. So, he takes a taste and it is the
best tequila he has ever tasted.

The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo,
come quickly!" She comes
running down the hall and the Mexican takes another
glass out of the cupboard
and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is
tequila.? Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and
takes a sip. It is the
best tequila she has ever tasted.
The two drink and party all night.
The next night the Mexican
comes home from work and tells his wife to get two
glasses out of the cupboard.
He proceeds to piss in the two glasses.

The result is the same, the tequila is excellent and
the couple drink until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and
the Mexican comes home and
tells his wife, "Consuelo grab one glass from the
cupboard and we will drink
tequila." His wife gets the glass from the cupboard
and sets it on the table.
The Mexican begins to piss in the glass and when he
fills it his wife asks
him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"

Pancho raised the glass and says, "Because tonight
my love, you drink from the bottle!!

Ahua!!!

Answer 1

"I've been on a 46-year diet of olives and alcohol. The latter I consume. The former I save and use over again in more alcohol. In my lifetime, I imagine, I have consumed at least $200,000 worth of whiskey."

"I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink; that's the one thing I'm indebted to her for."

"I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast."

"Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times."

"How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil's Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon--and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter."

"Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth."

All quotes from WC.......(for those of you too young WC Fields.)

Answer 2

A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. The bartender making conversation asks "What's the cause for celebration?". The guy replies, "I just had my first bj."

The bartender pours another one and says "Congratulations!". The guy looks at him and says "If 12 can't get the taste out of my mouth, what makes you think 13 will?"

Answer 3

Why would Fidel Castro make such a lousy bartender?

Because he can't make a Cuba Libre.

(insert groan here...)

Answer 4

That's good one! A total Knee-Slapper!

Answer 5

BIERE as B LERE cause all things commanded to praise god.