What is the correct way to pick your nose?

Answer 1

U GET A TISSUE, U PUT URE FINGER IN IT AND THEN OUT BOTH THE NAPKIN AND URE FINGER IN YOUR NOSE AND TAKE OUT THE GREEN GOLD

Answer 2

First, I only use my index finger. I have much better feel with that finger than with my other fingers and my thumb simply doesn't fit. I find it best to have a little bit of finger nail for those clingy or hard to reach ones. I also use the cross over method, pick the right nostril with the left hand and vice-versa. This provides a better angle of attack and more leverage.

Location is an important factor too. Remember that when sitting in your car in traffic or at a stop light, despite the fact that you do not have tinted windows and it is a bright and sunny day, no-one can actually see you.

Answer 3

the best way is with your pinky finger because its the smallest finger, you should moisten it with saliva and then scrape the exterior walls of the nose first to get all the gunk off

then you use the pinky to feel the septum bone that divides your nose, you can get a lot of booger meat from this side

finally, you can sometimes get the plasma boogers from your nasal cavity by sticking the pinky back there and hoping the gooey ones stick to your dry finger surface

occasionally you need to switch to your index finger just for a little more torque here or there but you ought never use a middle or ring finger and keep your thumb out of the picture altogether

happy picking

Answer 4

Stick your index finger in one of your two nostils. Swirve it around clockwise until you find something alien in there. That is a booger. Make sure you scoop it with your finger, pull your finger out of your nostril, and look at the booger. Take your thumb and that same index finger and squish them together and slide them back and forth so the booger turns into a ball. Or occasionally you can have it for a meal. Your choice.

Answer 5

Silly as it is, you just do it for hygiene purposes so when you are getting ready in the morning and probably in the rest room just clean your nose for the day, just like you would your ears or your eyes in the morning.

Answer 6

hammer drill.
if not enough, a gun should do it.
still having problems? try T.N.T.
problems insisting? well, next step is not very environmentally friendly as it involves nuclear weapons.
final solution is alien technology.

NOTE: being a vegan i can not suggest the fourth solution. i am against nuclear energy. so, don't pick your nose.

Answer 7

using your right pointer finger. go up at a perfectly straight angle. once inside, dig at the sides, scraping off boogers. use thumb if help is needed. take out the booger, stare at it, then eat it.
have fun.
really, go ask a three year old.

Answer 8

With a pair of really cold needle nose pliers.

TFTP

Answer 9

Well personally I would hire the guys off Jack *** to do it for me. That way I could get Steveo to puke lol

Answer 10

the best way, it may not be correct is to plug up one nostril from the outside with your finger and then blow out so it shoots out. then do it for the other nostril.