The most discriptive person wins!?

Question

whoever rights the most discriptive, step by step plan on how to make a penut butter and jelly sandwich will win 10 points!

Answer 1

1. Gather your ingredients; A jar of peanut butter, a jar of your favorite jelly, two slices of bread, a utensil to spread, and a plate.

2. Open the jar of peanut butter and jelly.

3. Put the slices of bread on the plate.

4. Take the utensil to spread with and put it in the jar of peanut butter and take some peanut butter out with it.

5. Spread it on one piece of bread.

6. Put the utensil in the jar of jelly and take out some jelly with it.

7. Spread it on the other piece of bread.

8. Put the two slices of bread together with the peanut butter and jelly facing each other.

9. Enjoy your peanut butter and jelly sandwich!!!

Answer 2

Oh yeah baby, first you have to decide, hey I want a sandwich. Not any sandwich, but a peanut butter and jelly on white bread with no crust.

Then you have to get up out of bed and walk down the hallway. Try not to stub your toe on the toy left in the hallway. Do not trip on the dog.

Go to the pantry and turn on the light. Shield your eyes from the light. Damn bulb broke. Go to the hall closet and get a light bulb. Replace the light bulb, damn you burned your finger on the one that blew!

Throw away old bulb. Wash hands.

Get the peanut butter from the top shelf. ( who the heck put it there? )

Go to the fridge, open.

Get the Red current jelly. You are out of grape but someone out the empty jar in the fridge.

Open the jars, reach into the drawer to get a knife , do not cut your finger like last time. ( damn that hurt)

Get some Wonder bread out of the bag. Its already on the counter, opened, because the same A$$ hole who put the empty grape jelly back in the fridge left the bread out and didn't close the bag.

Put two pieces of bread on the counter. Put some peanut butter on one side and evenly. I like extra crunchy Jiff.

Put some jelly on the other side, do not be shy with the jelly.

Place both pieces of bread together so that the peanut butter touches the jelly.

Cut the crust off, and cut the sandwich in half.

Eat and enjoy.

Wash the knife and wipe off the counter.

Brush your teeth and go back to bed. Step over the dog. Do not stub your toe on the toy in the hall

Answer 3

Go to the bread shelf, choose between the yucky whole wheat bread or the simply delicious soft white bread. Take out two pieces and put them on the plate. Go to the cabinet and take out the creamy peanut butter, next walk over to the refrigerator and take out the grape jelly. Walk over to the plate on the table put down the jelly and open the peanut butter. Take time to smell its peanutty goodness. Using a butter knife take a large amount and carefully spread it on the bread. Take caution not to rip the bread or you will have to get a new piece. Next open the grape jelly look inside and laugh because jelly is funny looking. Take just a smaller amount of jelly then you did peanut better and spread it on the other piece of bread. Put the two pieces of bread together make sure the peanut butter and jelly are touching and cut from corner to corner (the sandwich looks bigger that way.) Take a big bit and enjoy.

Answer 4

First take 2 slices of Bread. Lay them down on the counter or whatever your using. Then Take out Penut butter, then jelly. Then get a knife, stick the knife in the penut butter, take it out of the jar, then spread it over one slice of bread. Then wash off the knife or get another one. Then stick that knife in the jelly, then spread it over the opposite piece of bread. Then take a piece of bread and set it on top of the other one. Then Eat.

Answer 5

Well....first you have to lift your heavy lidded eyes to da bread, see what has less mold on it, ....ok so it's one fairly hard piece of bread and a heel ...so you have off the heel to make it look like a dwarfed side slice and then lay it somewhere....maybe on a used paper plate from your pizza fest from the night before.....you yawn, scrath yourself and in a slack jawed manner slowly approach da fridge.
Already tired of thiss you are into the culinary masterpiece, you determine da jam....ewwww not apple butter jam again? Well don't be a ninny, and take the almost done grape jelly out, scrape the sides until you have enough of the gelationous muck, and spread it with a plastic knife, so dere aint no cleaning.
Den, ya look for da peanutbutter and hope you remembered to put the lid back on it....having found it you know it won't kill ya.....so you remember the Donner party you ask yourelf and all is well. Take the plastic knife standing as upright as you can and draw a heart onto the peanut butter side like in da olde TV commercials, den, ya takes it and slams it down on da udder one. The jelly is a bit hardened but kind of pretty , welll..your dog wouldn't touch it but then what did your dog know of the Donner party.....
Take a spoon now cause the knife broke digging out the peanut butter, and slice it diagonally. Knowing it has a heart inside like Mom use ta make you are filled with emotion, you stare at the sandwhich while you grab a beer from the fidge, turn on Wheel of Fortune....and den ya takes da whole mess to day tray in front of da TV...your monolith of true promise. Since the bread is a bit stale, you remember you youth and how Mom use to do this for you. Now you realize that you are an adult, so you can dunk it in your beer and no one will scream at ya. You dunk the tip of the tip of one of the triangular corners and thanks be jaysus ya see da jelly squirtin out.
It fast goes limp and yo dive bomb it to grab it with your teeth, job now done, satisfaction to ensue.....you watch Vanna White turn a letter and you remember the good old days. Da jelly dribbles down yer face a bit, so you lick off what you can and save the rest on your face for later on when you need a snack or an excuse to leave da room.
Now that is how to make a PBJ sandwich ok?

Answer 6

go get the bread and take the jelly and peanut butter out of the refrigerator and then grab a knife in one hand the one slice of bread in another hand and then start to put some peanut butter and jelly to the bred and then to the other slice of bred. after that put the 2 pieces of bred together and enjoy!!!

Answer 7

2 pieces bread
jar jelly
jar peanut buttergrab knife
open both jars
put peanut butter on bread
put jelly on bread
put together

Answer 8

untwist tie on bread, open bread and take 2 pieces of bread out of the loaf of bread on the table sit the two slices of bread on the table
open kitchen cabinet door and get the jar of peanut butter out of the cabinet unscrew top and place the top and open jar of peanut butter on table next to the slice of bread on the table, takes about 1 TB peanut butter (Creamy or Chunky) walk to the refrigerator, open the refrigerator door and get the jelly out of the refrigerator close the refrigerator door behind you, unscrew the top and place the the top and open jar of jelly next to the slice of bread on the table, takes about 1TB grape jelly (or jelly of your choice)


(Be careful to start with peanut butter first because if you get the jelly in the peanut butter the peanut butter will draw the moister out of the jelly and make the jelly hard), walk over to the kitchen cabinet draw and take a knife or spoon out of the kitchen cabinet draw where you keep your utensils and spread the peanut butter on one slice of the bread, make sure to cover the whole slice of bread (doesn't matter if you get peanut butter in the jelly, the jelly will stay moist) Now take the other slice of bread and spread the jelly on it, making sure you cover the whole slice of that bread After you've done that, you either put the slice of bread with the peanut butter on top of the slice of bread with the jelly on it or you put the slice of bread with jelly on it on top of the slice of bread with the peanut butter on it. Make sure that the peanut butter and jelly are face each other when you apply the two slices together. Now you can either eat the sandwich whole, sliced in four section, sliced in half or however you like it, you can even ball it up and stuff it in your mouth all at once, what ever your preference After you are done making that delicious sandwich don't forget to twist the tops back on the peanut butter and jelly and put them back where you got them from. Take a second look at the jar and making sure that the top thats on either jar belongs on that jar.THANK YOU and ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!! BON APPETIT Oh make sure you clean the knife or spoon in the kitchen sink with soap that came out of the liquid dishing soap contain on the sink next to the faucet in the kitchen and water (make sure the water from the faucet has a hot and cold water mixture, more hot then cold), that came out of the faucet when you twist the knob and turned the faucet on before placing ithe knife or spoon back in the kitchen cabinet draw where you got the knife or spoon from

Answer 9

Put the Pb and J on the bread- thats the most descriptiveness for me!

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Answer 10

slap p-nut butter and jelly on a slice of bread or two and call it a day!