Litterly like 2,000 pounds of beans. I started around 2:30 am this morning and I only stopped about 15 minutes ago. I feel like my heart beat has lessoned and it's just like last time I did an all day bean a-thon. Last time my heart rate returned to normal after just 5 hours but this time I feel like my heart is only further slowing down. Any advice for someone in training for bean king of the galaxy?
2006-06-24 14:37:22 · 19 answers · asked by Job 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Ethnic Cuisine
If you, personally. ate 2000lbs of beans (or anything for that matter), call The Guinness Book of World Records it has to be a record.
2006-06-25 09:33:36 · answer #1 · answered by auntienanny230 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
There's no way you can eat 2000 pounds of beans. That would mean you ate ten times as much as a 200 pound person. Your stomach can't hold that much food, this is a fairy tale you're telling.
If you ate lots of beans (of course not 2000 lbs), and your heart is acting funny, don't eat as much next time. If it were me, I'd put my fingers in the back of my throat to vomit. Try it, it will release the pressure in your engorged stomach that is probably pressing on your heart and diaphragm, making it harder to breathe. And next time, eat in moderation!
2006-06-25 04:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by Dolores G. Llamas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You did not eat 2000 pounds of beans. Go take a nap.
2006-06-24 22:41:25 · answer #3 · answered by jenniferaboston 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One thing i can tell u is when u need demolishers... just eat that amount of beans and when u fart.... the walls will fall with one blow! HAHAHAHA!
But are u depressed or something... i mean who eats beans whole day! Go to the doc dude!
2006-06-24 21:50:39 · answer #4 · answered by coryse 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be pretty weird if you really did eat 2000 lbs. of beans
2006-06-24 21:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by Nick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You better open all windows and stay away from any open flames. When you pass gas, you are going to end up on Saturn. Send a postcard when you get there.
2006-06-24 21:42:42 · answer #6 · answered by Zippy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats nice. You deserve the nobel prize.
2006-06-24 21:41:43 · answer #7 · answered by Kelly L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seek mental help
2006-06-24 22:38:43 · answer #8 · answered by funkyclarinette 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats scary, I am sure when you fart it will make your heart speed back up, good luck to you.
2006-06-24 21:41:29 · answer #9 · answered by jmseymour1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shove your finger down your throat!
2006-06-24 22:39:22 · answer #10 · answered by Lolateeny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋