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sturdy locks or a bouncer to keep them out of your house, skynard's greatest hits, any type of food as long as it is fried, a nice selection of 15yr old girls, don't bother with trash cans or ash trays, they won't use them and it gives them something more to steal. For entertainment wait until the keg runs dry and put all the pregnant chics in a circle (mud optional) and throw a pint of crown royal in the middle.

2006-06-16 08:57:29 · answer #1 · answered by bones54 3 · 2 0

White trash bash always needs a big ole garbage can full of cheap alcohol and kool-aide.

Mullets, spandex, burning vehicles & tire bonfire, the good lawn furniture (old couches and recliners) 15 year old girls.

When everyone is properly intoxicated do not forget to complete the night with some cow tipping and mail box derby.

2006-06-16 10:22:34 · answer #2 · answered by gnomes31 5 · 0 0

LOTS of Toby Keith CD's Maybe a few Montgomery Gentry and some Trace Adkins. Honkey Tonk Badonkey Donk! Chicken Wings and Chips and Salsa. A Pinata......for desert.

2006-06-16 10:22:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A trailer

A car up on blocks (which also has a bumper sticker which says "If this cars'a rockin' don't bother knockin') sitting in the front yard....

A hound dog - the older the better.

A fishin pole on the kitchen table.

Your basic 'Larry the Cable Guy' shirt with the sleeves missing.

2006-06-16 10:22:05 · answer #4 · answered by Marvinator 7 · 0 0

You need everyone to "dress the part". Men should wear "wife beater" shirts, ripped up jeans, etc. Women should wear "Daisy Duke" shorts, skimpy shirts, etc.

Food: Popcorn, pretzels, chips, pickles, jello salad, Easy Cheese w/saltines or club crackers.

Decor: Try to scrounge up some lawn chairs from friends/neighbors to use as furniture in your house. Camping chairs, webbed chairs, a couple of 5 gallon buckets upside down to be used as end tables...

Have fun!!

2006-06-16 10:23:37 · answer #5 · answered by Laurie D 4 · 0 0

You need the beer, some wine and/or 'coolers' for people that don't like beer, and some soft drinks, iced tea, coffee, some chips, tacos, peanuts, pretzels, jelly beans, finger food veggies with dip, and real food like hamburgers or beef-on-a-bun with potato salad, green salads, bean salads, chip dip, cheese balls and crackers, and don't forget ice cream.

Get some Cd's for music and dancing. ( and hopefully you have a pool and a tennis court to play in too.)

Most importantly, don't let even ONE of your inebriated guests DRIVE after the party winds down. Have fun, be safe.

2006-06-16 10:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by fiddlesticks9 5 · 0 0

Twinkies, Marlboros, Fried Pork Rinds, and Beef Jerky.

2006-06-16 10:21:54 · answer #7 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0 0

Generic bbq potato chips (the kind you get from the dollar store), fried pork rinds, Ritz crackers & Cheez Whiz, frozen pizza (meat lover's kind, of course), hot dogs, pork 'n' beans, NASCAR re-runs on video in one room (porno flicks in the "other room"), old People magazines in the bathroom, a puke bucket out back, Christmas lights, a flashlight (for strobe lighting effects), a karaoke machine, lots of little coffee cup saucers you can use as ashtrays...

2006-06-16 10:28:36 · answer #8 · answered by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 · 0 0

Definitely some Kid Rock or Hanks Williams Jr. music, cheap chips, and some Aristocrat vodka mixed with with a cheap fruit mix ....Have fun

2006-06-16 13:37:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Pregnant women drinking the beer in plastic cups wearing tank tops with their bellies hanging out.

2006-06-16 10:22:39 · answer #10 · answered by mine 3 · 0 0

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