2006-06-15 11:31:16 · 9 answers · asked by kdash l 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Vegetarian & Vegan
one day joe was driving hisat and suddenly in the highway the car brokes down...after 2 hours of highhitching one ferrari stops for im and they tight the cars together. Joe in his car and ferrari infront they move on...later on a lamborghini passes by and the ferraris driver decides to race him and the police cars start to chase them on the highway ...however joe gets scared and starts to make selector to the ferrari's driver at the same time the news helicopter reports in tv;
wow!! what a chase!!
a ferrari infront and the lamborghini in back but what is it thats a Fiat making selector to ferrari to pass
2006-06-16 03:52:14 · answer #1 · answered by ace c 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I heard this funny one. read to the end and you will understand lol
Subject: funny one ok ;-]]
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>It was my first time ever
>And I'll never forget
>I'd do it again
>Without a single regret.
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>The sky was dark
>The moon was high
>We were all alone
>Just she and I.
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>Her hair was soft
>Her eyes were blue
>I knew just what
>She wanted to do.
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>Her skin so soft
>Her legs so fine
>I ran my fingers
>Down her spine.
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>I didn't know how
>But I tried my best
>I started by placing
>My hands on her breast.
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>I remember my fear
>My fast beating heart
>But slowly she spread
>Her legs apart.
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>And when I did it
>I felt no shame
>All at once
>The white stuff came.
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>At last it's finished
>It's all over now
>My first time ever
>At milking a cow...
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>GOTCHA!!
2006-06-15 18:38:09 · answer #2 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good joke is the first answerer, Ryan, calling himself human.
2006-06-15 18:36:14 · answer #3 · answered by jollifrogs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do call a black person crossed with an octopus?
I don't know but by god can he pick cotton.
How do you stop a dog humping your leg?
Pick it up and give it a blowe job.
Why did god invent seagulls?
To beat the vegans to the hot chips.
What's the best thing about ******* twenty eaight year olds?
There's twenty of them.
2006-06-16 02:29:14 · answer #4 · answered by aussiechic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)ok there is ant and a elephant
the elephant says to the ant that some lobster is gonna get him and and he is scared the ant says hide behind me.
2) no offence.
what did god said when he made black people?
o **** I burned it
2006-06-15 18:38:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pity the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac. He lays awake all night contemplating dog.
2006-06-15 20:45:55 · answer #6 · answered by Sugar Pie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the land of the deaf. the person with one ear would be king
2006-06-15 18:38:47 · answer #7 · answered by FRED A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
hand her a shovel.
2006-06-16 02:09:12 · answer #8 · answered by urbanbutterfly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
women's rights
2006-06-15 18:34:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋