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A wife went to the police station with her next
door neighbor to report that her husband was
missing. The policeman asked for a description.
She said, 'He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, had dark
eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs
185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the
children.'
The next-door neighbor protested, 'Your husband
is 5 foot 4 inches, chubby, bald, has a big
mouth, and is mean to your children.'
The wife replied, 'Yes, but who wants HIM back?'
2006-06-09
19:54:01
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